PEOPLE AGAINST FIREFIGHTERS |
When the fire trucks are delayed 30 seconds in traffic PEOPLE SAY: "It took them 10 minutes to get here"When the engine races by at 35 MPHPEOPLE SAY: "Look at those reckless fools"When 2 men struggle ...
Posted by WILL on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:03:00 PST |
MILITARY LIFE |
You stay up for 16 hoursWe stay up for days on end.____________________________________________________You take a warm shower to help you wake up.We goe days or weeks without running water._...
Posted by WILL on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:51:00 PST |
TRUE FRIEND |
A TRUE FRIEND WONT BE AROUND TO BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL, BECAUSE A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE SITTIN' RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
Posted by WILL on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:26:00 PST |
DEAR SERGEANT |
Dear Sergeant,An Iraqi brought a gun to killHe told his friends that it was cool,And when he pulled the trigger back,It shot with a great crack.Sergeant, I was a good soldier, I did What I was told,I ...
Posted by WILL on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST |
I'M SORRY FOR BEEIN ME |
I'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your c...
Posted by WILL on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST |
FRIENDS |
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.CIVILIAN FRIENDS:...
Posted by WILL on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST |
"SPECIAL BREED" |
Volunteer firefighters are a special breedThey come from heaven above To help when you are in needThey work all day and sit to eatThe alarm rings outThey are first to their feetMaybe they are in a...
Posted by WILL on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST |
"SAYING GOOD-BYE" |
We are gathering around the coffinTears were rolling down just like rainWe all felt so much painLooking at your motionless bodyMakes us sad that you diedRemembering that you had so much prideIn the jo...
Posted by WILL on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST |
"FIREFIGHTER DOWN" |
The tones go outIn the middle of the night.The firefighter respondsTheres a fire to fight.
The apparatus rollsAs the crew gets readyThe Officers on the radio.The driver holds it steady.
As the tru...
Posted by WILL on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:05:00 PST |
