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About Me

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Name: Rumplestiltskin
Current Location: In front of my computer
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left (we will take over the world)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-flops and socks
Your Weakness: Hot foreign girls
Your Fears: Religious Fundamentalists and just plain guys from Montana
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Hot Peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Becoming Benevolent Dictator of the U.S.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm original-- I don't overuse phrases
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is the sun still up?
Your Best Physical Feature: My "shocker" fingers
Your Bedtime: Your wakeup time
Your Most Missed Memory: Pitching a baseball game
Pepsi or Coke: A&W Cream Soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: Me and multiple girls
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton (with Vodka)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rocky Road or Butter Pecan
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'll only drink coffee if it has Bailey's in it
Do you Smoke: Never smoked a cigarette in my life
Do you Swear: Yes-- in multiple languages
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Really long showers twice a week
Have you Been in Love: Define "love"
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: I belive (sic) this is a stupid question
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not attracted to guys
Do you get along with your Parents: Well enough
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Month or minute?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Define "date"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No-- I could probably eat a box of Thin Mints in a day though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Ask me again in the summer
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I remember
Ever been Drunk: Not stupid drunk-- I'm always the Designated Drinking Driver
Ever been called a Tease: Stupid question, but don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Contact my attorney
How do you want to Die: Just like Tony Montana
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Nothing too short
Height: Short
Weight: No Fatties
Best Clothing Style: Girls in bathing suits
Number of CDs I own: Over 200
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Why would I keep track of that?

My Interests

pOKeRscrAbblEsUdOkUfOrEIgn lAngUAges, fOrEIgn bEErs, And fOrEIgn gIrls

I'd like to meet:

At lEAst OnE pErsOn frOm EvEry cOUntry In thE wOrld

Music:

bOnE thUgzbrOthA lynch hUngOUtkAsttUpActOOlsUblImEbOb mArlEy

Movies:

scArfAcEOffIcE spAcEgOOdfEllAs

Television:

thE dAIly shOw wIth jOn stEwArtmr. shOw wIth bOb And dAvIdwOndEr shOwzEnpEnn & tEllEr's bUllshItdA AlI G shOw

Books:

sOUnd And thE fUry by wIllIAm fAUlknErgrEEn Eggs And hAm by dr. sEUss
1984 by gEOrgE OrwEll
UlyssEs by jAmEs jOycE
AtlAs shrUggEd by Ayn rAnd

My Blog

Parable of the Chinese Food Thief

A man placeth his leftover Chinese food in the cooler at his place of employment.  A few hours later, when returning to the cooler in order to gather up his leftovers to finish eating at his abod...
Posted by aaeeiioouu on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST

My New Favorite Poker Player

Tom McEvoy: I think that any poker player that votes for even one Republican Congressman or Senator that voted for this bill which is practically all of them  should have their head examined. Senato...
Posted by aaeeiioouu on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:07:00 PST

School Zones

School Zones "If you're going 30 to 40 through a school zone and a child steps into the street, you don't have enough time to stop the vehicle," he said. I'm not someone who hates kids, but if you're ...
Posted by aaeeiioouu on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST

my dIrty lImErIcks

There once was a man from the Twin Cities Who had a knack for writing little ditties He wrote for the girls To get to their pearls But sometimes they'd only flash their big titties There once was a m...
Posted by aaeeiioouu on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:08:00 PST

Easter Challenge

Chapter 24 Leave No Stone Unturned An Easter Challenge For Christians I HAVE AN EASTER challenge for Christians. My challenge is simply this: tell me what happened on Easter. I am not asking for p...
Posted by aaeeiioouu on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:31:00 PST

I.F.E.M.T.E.P.

Please join my group-- it's a worthy cause.InfidelsForEncouragingMuslimsToEatPorkI am friends with many Muslims, but I really think they are missing out on just how damn good pork tastes. I remind th...
Posted by aaeeiioouu on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST