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dana-dane

im not your ordinary lady... because I make nookie with va-jay-jay and old men

About Me

the names dana

im also known as " CUT-A-BITCH "

act like u didnt know. pssh.

you know what i still piss my pants when i get excited

some people call me lieutenant., dookey, dani, dansta, dan, danaua

edward 40 hands is my shit; just with smirnoff in place of the beer

i'm living proof that blondes do it better.

i love my joshua more than anything in the world he's the most amazing guy ever _ be jealous.

my ladies are more than amazingg i i tend to over analyze things alot_but its only because i care

i get VERY pissed off when someone is disrespectful to my sister

so dont fuck with her.

so i kinda miss carmel.

i just moved to this school in boones fucking ville.

& i tend to be the monday morning gossip : ] .

senior this year ! ...finally.

im not afraid to say anythingg, but im anything but rude.

i wont say anything behind ur back that i wouldnt say to ur face

i'm VERY opinionated.

some call me bitchy

i concur.

i dont think im hard ; im just not afraid of you.

im pretty moody.

i love v8 spicy hot...in a can.

i really dont like talking on the phone.

i'd rather text.

i love pictures.

i love tea, any tea

my pets are better than yours.

i snore.

get over it.

cosmopolitan=my second bible.

i want to be a dallas cowboy cheerleader.

& in a rap video.

i & being surprised.

ranch makes everything better

family means the world to me.

ice t wife's, coco, is my BFF.

diet peach snapple is my life.

giving to charity makes me happy

talk shitt, you sound dumb : ]

i tend to say silly things ; but it makes people laugh [or just me] but its all good homiee

i think im possibly the blackest white girl u will ever meet. i have the ass & i can dance.

damnn those girls are always together ... me & chrystalchelsey & amber are my lovers kathi's & scotty's = the poo.

im also in love with linsey & sam & jessica; they're the shit.

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My Interests

Very large vaginas. and very small penises

Music:

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Movies:

what's eating gilbert grape? half-baked road trip crazy/beautiful fear all the saws. barnyard finding nemo the breakfast club breaking all the rules se7en oceans eleven gladiator jackass 2 into the blue love & basketball save the last dance bring it on, of course. pulp fiction fight club requiem for a dream scarface jay & silent bob blue crush 10 things i hate about you sixteen candles cant hardly wait orange county little mermaid, its a classic. theres something about mary my best friends wedding titanic summer of sam almost famous americas sweethearts american pies big daddy billy madison black hawk down the blair witch project cast away clueless coyote ugly cool runnings the craft land before time deuce bigalo: male gigalo dumb & dumber father of the bride first wives club forest gump glass house joyride the hitcher summer catch legally blonde click liar liar never been kissed o panic room pretty woman, hands down. richie rich the wedding planner the wedding singer

Television:

will & grace laguna beach the hills engaged & underage my wife & kids true life desperate housewives house mythbusters deal or no deal wheel of fortune juvies the real housewives of orange county dr. 90210 friends 106 & park CSI sex in the city

Heroes:

my hot mama my amazing daddy my lovely sister and of course, josh.

My Blog

prom & drivingg

so prom is this friday and i just want to remind everyone to PLEASE drive safe theres already two girls this weekeend that unfortunately lost their lives and my girl brooke is in the hospital. she is ...
Posted by dana-dane on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:42:00 PST

survey thang ...

TEN RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME --1. i have 9 piercings 2. i tried dying my hair brown3. my tongue is reaall long & i have no gag reflex 4. i am totally unsure of what i want to do in my life5. i love ...
Posted by dana-dane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another damn survey bitchess. : ]

 [Marital Status]  in a relationship with my wonderful boyfriend, soon to be engaged [Shoe size]   5 1/2 or 6[Parents still together] yes indeed, they are still head over heels for...
Posted by dana-dane on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 09:22:00 PST