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Rori

Go back to your bong hippy! homer simpson

About Me

"The English language is a brick wall between you and me and 'fuck' is my chisel"
"When love is not madness, it is not love" -Pedro Calderon de la Barca
"I don't care how it looks. I care how it tastes." ~Jean Louis Palladin
"In victory you deserve it; in defeat you need it" Napolean on Champagne

"For we have come to see that segregation is not only sociologically untenable, it is not only politically unsound, it is morally wrong and sinful." MLK Jr at the Great March on Detroit

*Virginia Native. ♥. I have the tattoo to prove it :)
"From Ora-gone to Shenandoah/I have rid the highway road." Bordertown-Hackensaw Boys *Moved to Portland from Seattle to attend Oregon Culinary Institute. I graduate August 2008. "I'm into culinary/See me on the food network"- Three 6 Mafia "Like Money"
*I'm a wino. I have the tattoo to prove it :)
*Hip hop was my first love. ♥. It got me through some of the toughest times of my life. I am
hip hop.
*I'm into body modification.
*I like camouflage.*I'm a kickball enthusiast.
*I'm a libertarian. Taxes = theft. Wealth distribution is a sham. I'm an isolationist. The war on drugs is a joke.

My Interests

Listening to: EDM, Hip Hop, Anberlin, Elliot in the Morning, Radiohead, Accents (especially Irish, Australian, Russian, Polish, Alabama, Georgia, Boston, and New Jersey), Cats Purring
Experiencing: Different Cultures, Good Drinks, Mary Jane, Raves, Good Friends, Happiness, Road Trips, Love, Make Out Sessions, Live Concerts
Traveling: Ireland, The District of Columbia, The Commonwealth of Virginia, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Seattle, Portland, Pittsburgh, San Francisco, Miami, Anywhere by Train, all over the world...
Playing: Kickball, Foosball, Asshole, Flip Cup, SHUFFLEBOARD!
Looking At: My Fine Ass, Military Boys, Redheads, Androgynous People, Tattoo Art, Sunsets, Money, Good Club Lighting, B&W Photography, Pin Up Girls, Breakdancers, Skateboarders
Learning about: Cooking, Photography, Irish Culture, Fashion, Sociology, Gangs and Deviants, Sexuality and its variations in societies, Intoxication in American History, Exotic Animal Medicine, Medical type stuff, Alternative Lifestyles of All Kinds, Wine, Good Literature.
Getting: Tattoos, Piercings, New Camo, Hit On, Presents, Apple Bottom Jeans, Food & Wine Magazine
Eating: Indian, Greek, Thai, Japanese, Irish, Italian, Polish, Caribbean, Vegetarian, Filipino, French, Cupcakes, Fresh Produce, Anything I've Made
Drinking: Milk, Three Olives Cherry Vodka with Coke, Tanquerey, Hurricane Malt Liquor, Mickey's In Hand Grenades, Stoli Vanilla, Finlandia Mango Vodka, Stoli Bluberri, Absolut Peach, Extra Dirty Martinis With Gin, Lemonade, Starbs Double Shot Espresso, Tab Energy, RBVs, Jaeger Bombs, Blueberry Juice, Green Tea, Irish Breakfast Tea, Jones Soda, Wine.
Hate: Stinky People, Green Bell Peppers, Cherry Flavored Candy and Medicine, Spicy Food, Madonna, Country Music, Doing Laundry, Taking Any Type of Pills or Meds, Riding in Trucks, How Everyone Thinks They're a Damn DJ, People Who Use the Term 'Laidback' to Describe Themselves, Slow Drivers, Maryland, Ugg Boots, Bradford Pear Trees, Horses, Falling Asleep, Waking Up, Thieves, Bad Spellers, People with Poor Manners, Open Mouth Chewers, Dinosaurs, Space (as in Planets, Stars, etc), Tequila, Jail, Punctuation, Bubble Skirts, Bleeding Heart Liberals, Fanatics, drunk girls who step on you with their high heels because they suck at dancing! Bitch I will kick you!

I'd like to meet:

Any chef that can teach me something about the culinary world. Any wine producer that would be willing to teach me the ropes. Any financier who would like to pay for my travels and adventures.

*Here is my philosophy on meeting men:

Someone who wants to travel to the states I havent been to and maybe to a few I have!

Music:


311, Al Green, Alien Ant Farm, The Allman Bros, Anberlin, Basement Jaxx, Beanie Siegel, The Beastie Boys, Billy Corgan, Bob Marley, Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony, Bubba Sparxxx, Bush, Cake, Chemical Brothers, Chevelle, The Chieftains, Clipse, Cornelius, Dangermouse, Dave Matthews, Death Cab for Cutie,Elephant Man, Elliott Smith, Erykah Badu, Foxy Brown, Frank Sinatra, Ghostface Killah, Ginuwine,The Hackensaw Boys, Incubus, J Dilla, Jason Mraz, Jay-Z, Jodeci, Johnny Cash, Junior Jack, Junior MAFIA, Juvenile, Korn, KRS-One, Lil Kim, Lil Jon, Linkin Park, Living Legends, LL Cool J, Ludacris, Madlib, Mark Farina, Matt Sanborn, MF Doom, Miguel Migs, Missy Elliott, MxPx, Nas, Nirvana, The Notorious BIG, ODB, Outkast, Paul Wall, Peanut Butter Wolf, Placebo, The Prodigy, Project Pat, Prozack Turner, Radiohead, Raggademente, Rory, RZA, SaGoh 24-7, Scott Henry, Shyne, Sigur Ros, Silverchair, Slim Thug, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Snoop, Staind, The Stanley Brothers, Sublime, SWV, Thom Yorke, , Three 6 Mafia, TI, Total, UGK, Wu-Tang Clan, Wyclef Jean, Xscape, Ying Yang Twins, Zwan.

Movies:

Superbad, Borat, Kids, Full Metal Jacket, A Bronx Tale, Goodfellas, Little Mermaid, Pippi Longstocking, Mary Poppins, Anchorman, Labyrinth, Hackers, Cheech and Chong movies, Jay and Silent Bob movies, Half Baked, Donnie Darko, the Saw series , Jesus Christ Superstar...I Love Music Videos!!

Basically if it doesnt involve war, italian mafioso, drugs, alcohol, stoners, irish people, foreign languages, lots of singing, or will ferrell i probably won't like it
sorry...Netflix is my friend.

Television:

FOOD NETWORK!!! I love me some Paula Deen and Ina Garten. They're my girls.

Books:

COOKBOOKS!!
Food & Wine Magazine
Ishmael by Daniel Quinn
White Oleander by Janet Fitch
The Meaning of Difference by Travis and Rosenblum
Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Fear and Loathing (or anything) by Hunter S. Thompson
A Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
The Washington Post particularly The Sunday Source and Style Sections

Heroes:

Military people

Pirate bots

Ron Paul

My Blog

Renewed

16 more days until I am back in Virginia.The anxiety is setting in.I'm a very anxiety filled person.Sometimes I compensate for my anxiety with my know it all attitude.I know this.Somethings you recogn...
Posted by Rori on Thu, 08 May 2008 02:50:00 PST

VA/MD/DC/EAST COAST lovers and friends

SaturdayMAY 31stParty for my return to the CommonwealthI will be cooking food to show you all what the fuck I've been doing out here for the last 19 months!!If you'd like the invite please message meo...
Posted by Rori on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:41:00 PST

i am rori hear me roar

"If it's a broken part, replace itIf it's a broken arm, then brace itIf it's a broken heart, then face itAnd hold your ownKnow your nameAnd go your own wayHold your ownKnow your nameAnd go your own wa...
Posted by Rori on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:18:00 PST

Starscape and other summer fun

Anyone going to starscape this year?I havent been in 2 years because I've been gone but depending on my work schedule when I get home I definitely want to goIs there any other good festivals or big pa...
Posted by Rori on Sun, 04 May 2008 04:04:00 PST

Im maintainin...

Just in case ya'll didnt know Mother's day is coming up on May 11th I got my mom a pretty purple sparkly card today at the grocery storeThe older i get the more and more and more i appreciate my momSh...
Posted by Rori on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:52:00 PST

Oh Billy...man after my own heart

So yesterday I was wearing my Smashing Pumpkins Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness shirt...Self projection I guess...I took a picture but my phone was full of pictures already and didnt save itIn the...
Posted by Rori on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:06:00 PST

24 hours of hell

ok so the last 24 hours have been really hard for mephil left me high and dry here in portlandthis town is so shitty that it made his bullshit bearablehahabut reallyi liked him a loti spent so much ti...
Posted by Rori on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:44:00 PST

yes im very bitter

you would be too if you were mei've had to baby this stupid irresponsible fool for months nowi am so angry right now it is taking everything in my whole body not to scream and throw and break everythi...
Posted by Rori on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:52:00 PST

what a tease

we had two days of beautiful weather here65 one day, 75 the nexti notice a change in demeanor in people when the sun comes outthey are happier and friendlierit's pretty remarkable i thinkand nowsunday...
Posted by Rori on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:06:00 PST

reason 987 why i hate portland

hah i know i talk shit about this town a lot but what else do i have to talk about?nothing...so on that notei received a message from a guy who found me by searching libertarian on myspacehe said he w...
Posted by Rori on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:05:00 PST