FOOOOD, People, Party, Dancing, Bball, Soccer, Golf, Stuff that matters to nerds.
People with respect.
All Types
Austin Powers, Good Will Hunting, Office Space, Gone in 60 Seconds
The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Dave Chapel Show, CSI Miami, Lost
Shaolin monks who castrate themselves to get rid of all their weaknesses. (It's true! I saw it in a movie!)