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About Me

You could give a shit about what I am like right? Lets skip the bullshit. You want to find out if I'll chat on IM with you and then after 2 weeks of "getting to know eachother", we will start to talk dirty.... No... If I dont already know you, or you have nothing interesting to contribute to me... Then don't even bother. I won't meet up with you and gobble your balls, and I am not looking for any "new" friends on Myspace. Move it along.ME IN A NUTSHELL ACCORDING TO MY BEST FRIEND SALLY: "Lesley: met her in grade school, i think she's gonna have arthritis someday, she understands weird and arbitrary ideas/thought processes/observations, her basement is a famous vacation hot spot, and you'll either hate her or love her. "

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My Interests

Music:

MOSTLY OLDIES AND CLASSIC ROCK.

Movies:

I HAVE TO SEE EVERYTHING... EVEN IF ITS GONNA SUCK, I GOT TO SEE IT JUST TO HAVE SEEN IT, AND I'VE SEEN THEM ALL.(real awful shit too... Like Army of Darkness.. LOVE IT!)

Television:

MAN VS WILD!!! (Bear Grylls I fucking love you!!) Dexter and Dead like me.

Books:

I read way too much. I honestly go through about 5 books a week. And no heart-warming Oprah shit either. I dont like to "feel" things. It hurts my tummy.

Heroes:

BEAR GRYLLS! Sally Derek

My Blog

DEAR KFC,

Dear KFC, I just wanted to say thank you, for bringing to life what could be one of the best meals ever. Thats right, I am refering to the KFC Famous Bowl. One of my all time favori...
Posted by Lesley on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

Sally and John

-Dear Sally, Sometimes... Some comments are better sent in private messages. Smooches, John. -Dearest John, Look what ...
Posted by Lesley on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

Squirrels? or Squirels? (sp?)

So I was talking to my friend Matt Jenkins on the phone yesterday, and he was talking about his friends married/kid situation, which is pretty fucked up. and one thing or another was said... .. Oh yea...
Posted by Lesley on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST

Ever seen "Lord of the Rings"??

So I enjoy fantasy movies right? So what! Piss off!! Anyways, usually at christmas time I will get a bunch of gifts from my dad that are from this magazine called "Noble Collectibles".(my favorite mag...
Posted by Lesley on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:09:00 PST

That did NOT just happen!!!

So here I am, sitting behind the desk at work... and the store front windows is nothing but glass right? So if you drive by.. you can see in the store.. or if you are one of the prissy bitches that go...
Posted by Lesley on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

Not feeling too hot

I am feeling a bit shitty right now, and I dont know what it is. But I woke up in the middle of the night, dry heaving foam and air, pretty much every hour on the hour. Now I am at work... spitt...
Posted by Lesley on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:36:00 PST

CAUGHT!!!

So its about noon, and I am doing that head roll thing you do in school when you fall asleep while sitting up, and your head rolls off to the side and wakes you up...ok? so I was folding towels....
Posted by Lesley on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

One hour of sleep... not good

So last night, I went out with my friend Matt out to dinner and a few bars... Had a great time, and I forgot that I had to open the store at 9am.... But one of the highlights of the night, was we were...
Posted by Lesley on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

ever heard of FELCHING??

So I was watching this documentary on HBO last night called the "aristocrats". Basically its a doc with a bunch of comedians who all tell the same dirty sick joke, that has caused conflict over the ye...
Posted by Lesley on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST

Just one notch Oprah... just one.

Ok, So if you know me, you know I have a passionate hatred for Oprah. I would go as far to say that I like to antagonized Oprah lovers... and get them all heated up. I love it. Well anyways, I record ...
Posted by Lesley on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST