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[.STONEY.]'s heart is in New York

Pour my life into a paper cup - the ashtray's full and I'm spilling my guts.

About Me

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.ADDICT.
...And I will s p e a k
when I am out of ink...
In Pace Requiscat Josh "Black Josh" Edwards 4-18-2005, Luke Stephen Siwinski 1-13-2006, Paul Black 8-20-2006
"Do not fear death, but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live."
Go here for party pics - http://public.fotki.com/-stoney-/
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
- I am threatened by ridicule. -
- I am overly conscious of the sincerity in my voice. -
- I enjoy sex, alot. -
- I love my parents, yet I disagree with merely everything they stand for. -
- I understand and appreciate the value of religion for others. -
- My emotions can be eased with music. -
- Rock and roll means freedom. -
- I use bits and pieces of other's personalities to form my own. -
First and foremost, as a warning, it's true, I'm mad alot. Don't tell me it's drama, it's called anger. Some people wouldn't have to deal with "drama" if they didn't make the choices that they do. So when you've done something wrong, and I start beating the living fuck out of you, excuse me if I don't see the drama in that... .Sex. Drugs .Rock & Roll....fuckin' a, that's pretty much my life.
I'm Puerto Rican and Italian.
I'm still in love , so please, back off. Contrary to what you may believe, just because I am currently single, it doesn't mean I want anything to do with you.
I love my girlfriend Jamy. She's fucking fantastic and way cooler than you.
My true friends are the greatest. I know this, because they stuck by me.
I smoke Camel cigarettes and drink Killians beer. Deal with it.
I am worth $2,208,104 on humanforsale.com.
A lot of people want to be carnal with me.
I'm probably the biggest geek you'll ever meet.
Fuck you, I play counterstrike like it's going out of style.
I'm a journalism major and a music minor.
You could call me a hippie.
I'll be famous one day.
I do dumb shit just to make people laugh.
I am a music junkie. I live for all forms of music...except country.
I love malt liquor. It's a hispanic thing.
"Rock and Roll Hootchie Koo" by Rick Derringer is the greatest song ever recorded.
I've had catsratch fever a grand total of 7 times.
I'm loud and dangerous and I'll try anything once.
I can be pretty ridiculous at times.
I've probably nailed more chicks than you.
I love my friends and I give chances, but cross me and it's your fuckin' ass.
Life's all about taking risks and having a kick ass time.
I like fast cars and fast women =].
I am a premium person to be with.
I have no shame.
I'm supposed to die Thursday, February 3, 2067.
I guess if there's anything else you need to know, ask and maybe you'll find out.
aim - NiRvAnAisLaW.
Live Wicked.
--STONEY--
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You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
Your bong is taller than your dog.
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
You sell your car for gas money.
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

My Interests

*I have alot of interests. who doesn't? This is a bullshit section because I could not possibly list every single one of my interests, even if I wanted to. basically, I like:

-Mark- -Sex- -Drugs- -Rock and Roll- -Your Mom- -Laughing- -Being rad as shit-

**These are my cyber-pets. Oh boy. Feel free to play with them or feed them.
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I'd like to meet:


Brandon Lee - love of my life. Angelina Jolie - my idol. Christopher Walken - just fucking awesome+7.

Music:

*The Low Life is my favorite band. Other than that, I'm into anything and everything. I appreciate all music. but to name a few specifics:

-Nirvana- -The Beatles- -Widespread Panic- -HIM- -The Band- -BB King- -Clapton- -Panic! at the Disco- -P.Funk- -Muse- -Smashing Pumpkins- -The Eagles- -ZZ Top- -Talib Kweli- -Pink Floyd- -Led Zeppelin- -Godsmack- -Metallica- -Fuel- -Hootie and the Blowfish- -Rick Derringer- -Van Halen- -The Doors- -Snoop Dogg- -Stone Temple Pilots- -Guns and Roses- -Iron Maiden- -Audioslave- -Spinal Tap- -Pantera- -Lil' Jon- -Kelly Bell- -Jah Works- -Grateful Dead-

**Mostly classic rock/alternative/metal, anything that isn't country, I can pretty much tolerate...-

Movies:

*The only movies that I don't like are chick flicks. And even then, if I'm high enough, they are good for a laugh. But my favorite movies are:

-The Rock- -All Kevin Smith movies (Clerks I & II, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Mallrats)- -Sin City- -Star Wars- -Walking Tall- -The Rundown- -Half Baked- -Cheech and Chong- -Bill and Ted- -Original sin- -LOTR- -Aaw I, II & III- -The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen- -Master and Commander- -Gladiator- -A Man Apart- -Team America- -Gia- -Gone in 60 Seconds- -The Crow- -Fear and Loathing- -Pirates of the Caribbean I & II- -Finding Neemo- -Dazed and Confused- -The Wall-

**My favorite genre is probably comedy...or drama because I like movies that make me think. Horror, action...I'll pretty much watch whatever seems interesting.

Television:

*I have over 500 channels...but I think the majority of television sucks. The only things on tv really worth watching are:

-24- -Family Guy- -South Park- -Spike TV- -The Simpsons- -Best Week Ever- -Aqua Teen Hunger Force- -Futurama- -Invader Zim- -I Love the 70's/80's/90's- -Cartoons-
-Green Bay Packers football-

**That's it, that's the list. Fuck reality tv, fuck the news, fuck home shopping, fuck the history channel and whatever else I missed, fuck that too.

Books:

*...Um what? Hah psych. I read. I read alot actually. Mark makes fun of me but...eh, whatever. Call me a geek. I read:

-Anything by Robin Cook- -Grisham- -Stephen King- -Harry Potter- -America in the Great Stoned Age- -Certain graphic novels-

**No really profound books. Just shit that I like. Bite me.

Heroes:


This kid...he's fuckin' gnarly!
and Batman, of course.
I adopted a cute lil' batman fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! ..

My Blog

What do you want from me?

What do you want from me?Are you frustrated by my inconsistency?My hope.My life.My body.My mind.It all already belongs to you.I have nothing left to offer.Nothing left to impress you with.There's noth...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST

Symphonic Disaster

Clothes on the floorCD's I adoreThe phone's by my side but it just isn't ringing.He said "don't be so blue"But there is damage toThe symphonies imprinted inside of meHe strums his guitarThat boy, he'l...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

This is for ALL OF YOU.

Well I hear some people have been talkin' me down,Bring up my name and pass it around.They don't mention those happy times.They do their thing, I'll do mine.I remember those good old days,Stayed ...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:19:00 PST

Goodbye...

Yeah, I got this thinkin' in my head Yeah, you wanna say the things not said Whats the reason? Don't really care if you leave Just wanna see you beaten Don't really care if you grieve Don't really nee...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

There is damage.

"Is this the reward for loving not wisely but too well? Can you see it, sweetheart? Shall I go to my study to lose myself in yet another brief, another pleading? By an agreement dated years ago I, the...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

I was feeling symbolic yesterday.

Well we all want something beautiful. God, I wish I was beautiful...I'm so lost. I'm just blown away. I feel meaningful and worthless at the same time. I try to see the good in life, but good thi...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST

Mr. Nice Guy

this song is the price for breaking my heartshould of written these words to you right from the startyou say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the pastmy pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mas...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:27:00 PST

Unfortunate. regardless.

blow it away just a euphemism for cocaine everyday line after line till i forget my name i'm so sick and tired of being so god damned sick and tired and so i must say that i don't mind living life thi...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

I hate...(continued)

--> --> --> --> -fake friends -stupid boys -relationships -complications -feelings/emotions -backstabbing -stress -the heat rash on my face that stress gives me -menthol cigarettes -feeling unimporta...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

Life.

The more I see, the less I know, the more I'd like to let it go. Hey oh. Hey, goodbye. i wish you would be here tonight. I'm crazy, hispanic, in love all the time. Welcome to my life. ...
Posted by [.STONEY METAL.] will eat your face. on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:32:00 PST