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Leon

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About Me



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My Interests

What I like to do is chase my wife around the house!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the juggies on the Man Show!!!!

Movies:

Mostly action movies, and no chick flicks.

Television:

Old time westerns, The Man Show, and Home Improvement.

Books:

Only if they have pictures in them!

Heroes:

My Wife!

My Blog

Wisdom

BuddhaBelieve nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing j...
Posted by Leon on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:05:00 PST

Confucius Says ...

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.Secretary not permanent until she ...
Posted by Leon on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:47:00 PST

Paperclip History!

Johan Vaaler, a Norwegian inventor with a degree in electronics, science and mathematics, invented the paperclip in 1899. He received a patent for his design from Germany in 1899, since Norway had no ...
Posted by Leon on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:17:00 PST

Things that you say HHHUUUMMM!!!!!!

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Were belly buttons made to hold salad dressing for when you eat celery in bed? Why do long dresses make women look shorter ...
Posted by Leon on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:53:00 PST

Zebras

Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripe?  HHHMMMM!!! Something to think about!...
Posted by Leon on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:07:00 PST