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Tito

Have the courage to use your own intelligence.

About Me

I'm a lazy bastard and college is just enforcing my lazy lifestyle. I'm generally fun to chill with. I'm way too easy going for my own good. I absolutely love dark humour and satire. I tend to brush people off before ever giving them a chance, so if I was ever short with you, just try to not take it too personally. I have no patience for idiots, however if you can make up for that by being awesome, we can work something out. I personally love seeing justice dished out brutally. Chuck Palahniuk is amazing. I love that guy. Sometimes life should be nothing more than music, good friends and some place to call home. Bring on the heat!!! I fucking love summer. I'll eat anything once. And probably twice. I love exploring abandoned buildings. If ya wanna chat and whatnot, my aim onipunker

My Interests

exploring. sleep. sushi. bass guitars. dark humour. punk shows. ska shows. clove cigarettes. irony. cartoons. anime. manga. horror movies. chinese fighting flicks. dancing. playing shows. whatever, really.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks. Lewis Carroll. Chuck Palahniuk.

Music:

Here it is in kinda alphabetical order. on a mission. 00soul. 311. anti-flag. antichris and the raped. the allstonians. the aquabats. april march. apollo sunshine. animal collective. assorted jelly beans. a tribe called quest. the arrogant sons of bitches. bad brains. bad religion. bad manners. balzac. beastie boys. berry. big d and the kids table. bing crosby. the blue bloods. black chrome. black sheep. bop skizzum. cat stevens. the casualties. cherry poppin daddies. cake. clash. colonel claypool's bucket of bernie brains. daft punk. david bowie. the dead milkmen. death from above 1979. dismemberment plan. de la soul. the doors. dresden dolls. the doors. the dwarves. the ditty bops. dropkick murphys. daly's gone wrong. the eagles. five*o*five. the flaming lips. fugees. gazette. gorillaz. hepcat. i voted for kudos. klaxons. iggy & the stooges. incubus. jimi hendrix. justice. jungle borthers. jurassic 5. jack johnson. the knox. les claypool's fearless flying frog brigade. led zepplin. link 80. miyavi. mephiskaphiles. missing in action. the mighty mighty bosstones. minibosses. moller. modest mouse. moi dix mois. mstrkrft. mustard plug. mu33o. nofx. of montreal. ok go. operation ivy. oysterhead. piracy. the pillows. planet smashers. phish. queen. radio bomb. the roots. rancid. pixies. the presidents of the united states of america. primus. the restarts. the rapture. ruder than you. sammy davis jr. the scofflaws. the shins. slackers. the specials. sonic youth. sublime. street dogs. smashing pumpkins. talking heads. tiger army. tokyo ska paradise orchestra. tuck andress. undercover s.k.a. the unseen. x-japan. vandals. voodoo glow skulls...and whatnot.

Movies:

all godzilla movies ever made. seven. wet hot american summer. trainspotting. most james bond films. the life aquatic. fight club. royal tenenbaums. rushmore. what about bob. snatch. lock stock and two smoking barrels. clerks. mall rats. dogma. jay and silent bob strike back. spirited away. blackbeard's ghost. flcl. the pink panther movies. underworld. from hell. pirates of the carribean. man on fire. sin city. matrix. invader zim. ju-on. evil dead 1&2. army of darkness. battle royale. a tale of two sisters. ghostbusters. donnie darko. half baked. slc punk. 28 days later. cowboy bebop. alice in wonderland. the last samurai. the wall.

Television:

Flight of the Conchords. Buckethead jamming on the bassThe Monk and The Fish

Atama Yama

Pictoplasma

Books:

Choke. Survivor. The Book of Five Rings. Fight club. Lullaby. Invisible Monster. Diary. Cat's Cradle. Animal Farm. Days of War Nights of Love. Interview With a Vampire. The Magician's Nephew. The Lorax. Catcher in the Rye. The Tipping Point. 1984. Culture Jam. Tuesdays with Morrie. The Hunting of the Snark. and COMICS!!! I fucking love comic books and manga. I wish I remembered more books that I've read. I'm working on reading a bunch of books right now so expect the list to grow.

Heroes:

I don't need a hero, I have friends.

My Blog

paul es enfuego

Yeah...this "blog" thingy. hunh. The chances of this being read is quite minimal. Quite QUITE minimal. But if some poor schmuck does come across this, know this. Your leg is on fire. I'ts not the cute...
Posted by Tito on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Hampton

Hampton at night during the winter with my pals is the shit! If you ever get the chance to hang with some pals at night with a car full of gas, go and find all the beaches you can. It is worth the fro...
Posted by Tito on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why not?

Why can cats have catnip and people can't have people nip? we have our own peoplenip, but it's only legal in canada. then check this out, i was at walmart lastnight trying to get this capnip, when i g...
Posted by Tito on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the fuck happened to the plot??

House of 1000 corpses was in no way scary. it sucked my proverbial shit. there was obligatory boobs and lots of skin flaying, but other than that, I felt that it had no fucking plot. Trainspotting wa...
Posted by Tito on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST