NO BAND REQUESTS!
Anywhos welcome to my world....It may not be big or clever...but it sure is fun!Anywhos, for those who don't know i am Jon, also going by the title of 'metal Jon'. There are others but they're a tad gayier than the ones already above. For those intelects out there i 'study' contemporary Politics and History at Sussex University, interesting yeah?!!......NO! you ungrateful little bastards!I am metal, apparently, so i have long hair, and ear piercings, and others, well alright just my nose, maybe more will appear somewhere down the line, but who knows or cares. I'll go with the phrase of 'i'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour' to pretty much summarise the bullshit thats gonna appear in this tiny little box.I enjoy the odd drink, odd in that a drink consists of about 20 beers,they're even better when they're in the company of good friends. Just a warning, if i'm drinking and i see that your not and i have the money, i'll make sure you get a pint in ya hand like it or not, thats not a promise its a garandamntee! I'm not too fussy, but please no fucking alchopops, not only does it taste like piss, but i don't trust anything with a radioactive tinge to it.My friends are good to me, maybe a bit too good for thier own health, but hey i trust em with my life, and i will ALWAYS go out of my way for friends regardless of how long i've known you. Special mentions go out to Rick the Hammer open sock Owen, Sarah, Rayan Black Puss, Kyle, Paul,Marc, Sam, Rebekah, Becky, Helena...Fuck it anyone who i've had a conversation with deserves a mention!I'll try my best to please ya and maybe make ya laugh, mainly because i'll say the most bizzare thing at the wrong time. Its not tourettes, just Jonbolics so get used to it!Most importantly though is my passion for music, i take it everywhere in my trusty Zen, i can't live without music, its my passion and i hope its yours too, so we can hurl abuse at each other about how shit each others favourite band is. I am going to make this bit very clear though to all you emo/spazz/mall/fag core sheep, you are a TREND, your sheep, you are nothing, when your TREND dies so will you, and when we bury your shit ridden fag core carcass we will all stand on your grave and piss on it. I have no problem with those having a different taste in muisc from my own, in fact i encourage and implore it, but those who simply use music as a image tool to impress the naive and fuckwitted girls/guys/Trannies are a burden on any music genre/scene whatever you want to call it.I play guitar, my sound has been described best by Paul who stated 'when i hear you play all i can think about is Slayer', i'm still curious to whether or not to take it as a compliment, Fuck it its Slayer, i'll take it as a complement.Gigs are utmost important, if ya don't see a band live, your missing out! so get out there, go to London, and get in the pit!! but please none of this hardcore tripping picking up loose change unless your at a Terror gig, real men mosh ;)Anyway enough pretty bullshit, if ya know me you've probably got me down to a tee by now, if not i'm more than willing to answer all questions, and to do that you'll need [email protected] it metal, and remember, Don't shit your pants.
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