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Josh

About Me

.. WATCH THIS. A hilarious clip of Buster ranting about his mother in the television series, Arrested sDevelopment. Just make sure you watch the entire clip. It's only 56 seconds long. Also, be sure to pause the bitchin' Battle Clash song currently playing. WATCH THIS.
Quentin and the bum. We were standing in line for a Dream Theater concert in Chicago at like 3:00PM on the coldest fucking day ever. This bum called me a "God" because I gave him 3 bucks and 4 cigarettes. I believe he came back an hour later with booze. Gotta love it. Guest appearance by my finger in the top right. The best part about this picture is Sam in the background giving the thumbs-up. Awesome. My friends are cool.
We had a whole series of these "Gangsta Sam kicks the shit out of the girl tied to the chair" pictures. "We" being Sam, Angela, and myself. Sam is the one holding the knife. Angela is the girl crying. And I'm the photographer. Neat.
This is Kyle. This was also another series: "the trampoline pictures." This picture was published in the school magazine. Hooray for me.
This is Sam in the high school cafeteria. I don't know. I just liked this picture. "Essence of The Sam."
Image stolen from the Sam a year or two ago. I bet maybe 5 or 6 of you will even get it. Yay!!
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I have the sinking feeling the one of the front wheels on my car are going to fly off mid-turn sometime soon. Yes, that's an official prediction. I like round-house kicks. I own the greatest thing in the world: a 30 gig iPod. Thanks, Steve. I do not like being stuck behind that one jackass who never gets out in the lane at a left turn light, dooming everyone behind him to be stuck until the next light cycles. I love my hoodies. I recently discovered the joy of salted peanuts and dried fruit. I'm a better drummer than you. I'm also smarter than you. I like to wear a cape. I love New Castle. I do not like not being able to grow my goatee. Did you know they make GIANT cans of Red Bull now? I never sleep. Instant Messenger: PushTheBoxe . Roger.
I know what's going on here. Do you? First person to tell me the correct answer gets 10 bucks.

My Interests

This is the best part of the movie, Final Fantasy: Advent Children. This is where Cloud Strife chases Bahamut (this GIANT ass dragon)- straight up into the air. With the help of his friends, he flies higher and higher, yielding his Buster Sword of pure awesomeness. The music is incredible at this point. Its a dramatic and intense classical number, with some bitchin' choral parts. Anyway, Cloud flies through a giant plasma ball, stabs Bahamut in the neck, and runs all the way down his back, dragging that massive blade through his spine. Bahamut falls, in the most dramatic of fashion, then the music is silent, and Cloud falls out of the sky, landing a perfect back flip...like it was nothing. I cry and/or wet myself everytime I watch that part.

I'd like to meet:



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Dr. Wily

Proto Man

Wood Man

Shadow Man

Metal Man

Bubble Man

Roll

Fire Man

Toad Man

Heat Man

Elec Man

Sword Man

Knight Man

Frost Man

Guts Man

Skull Man

Ice Man

Magnet Man

Snake Man

Cut Man

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Music:


MUSE, All That Remains, Nesmetal , MartyR, Candiria, Children of Bodom, Metroid Metal , Dream Theater, Cradle of Filth, CarboHydroM , Dimmu Borgir, (old) Primus, Dillinger Escape Plan, Opeth, Black Thirteen , Super Dracula , Ram-Zet, Snot, Symphony X, System of a Down, Theory in Practice

Movies:



The image above is my desktop background. Neat.

Television:


SCRUBS!! My Name is Earl, Arrested Development, Futurama, X-files (shut up), Everybody Loves Raymond, House M.D.

I never watch TV. I usually just buy seasons of TV shows I want to watch. No commercials is pretty much the best thing ever. ALL REALITY TV BLOWS.

Books:

I just finished the DaVinci Code by Dan Brown, and 1984 by George Orwell. Just started Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger.

Heroes:


Cancer-Man: "Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."


My Blog

Chain-letters and the stupid masses...

Below is a bulletin that I see all too much. Lets read it together then discuss..."Date: Dec 18, 2006 4:41 PMSubject enough myspace i quitBody: Since U opened this, ur site will be deleted within 20 m...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST

What the crap happened to my wrist...?

Since I am typing this with one hand, please excuse the poor puncuation, spelling and grammar. one tendon and radial artery later...i started at toyota last night (july 20th), working my first shift e...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

The Morbid Survey

MORBID SURVEY{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?My first impression is that its full of dead kittens. I mean, after all, it's easier ...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:08:00 PST

Why we love Jason Voorhees...

OK, I'm gonna drop a bombshell on some of you ass-clowns who think that because you know it was Jason's mom who did all the killing in the first Friday the 13th, and not actually Jason, that you know ...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:52:00 PST