Hartke for Sheriff Online Store Is OPEN!!! |
Hey kids, just a short note to let you all know that the official Will Hartke for Polk County Sheriff online store is OPEN and ready to serve you! Head on over to http://www.cafepress.com/willha...
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:30:00 PST |
OMG A NEW BLOG!!!!!!!!!!! |
So this won't be very long, but it will be oh so sweet. I've officially started up the Hartke for Sheriff campaign, and have received my first batch of business cards. Of the thousand I or...
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST |
If it's on a shirt, it must be true... |
As some of you may know, I'm awesome. So awesome in fact, that people can't help but worship me. But I'm here to tell you that even I didn't expect what recentely happened to me. It'...
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST |
**IMPORTANT** If You Only Read One Blog Today...Read THIS! |
FUCK IOWA STATE
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:17:00 PST |
Mothafuckin Snakes on a Mothafuckin Plane. |
So it's been a while since I actually posted anything worthwhile here, and since only a few of you bitched at me I'm going to guess you're not too disappointed. So fuck you.As I briefly mentione...
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST |
My First Blog in Forever..... |
And you thought there'd be substance to this.
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:20:00 PST |
VERY IMPORTANT...PLEASE READ!!! |
So I just opened up like two dozen bulletins and read them through, and I've come to a harsh reality. One or more of the following things will happen to me very soon:I will die because I d...
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST |
Back to Bald |
I swear, I've got too much time on my hands now, I almost want to go back to work. However, as someone at work put it the other day, after a few more days off I won't even think about the place....
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:08:00 PST |
OWWWWWWW |
It's not any fun at all when all the medicine wears off. No fun at all. I woke up in the middle of the night sore all over and my foot felt like it was going to fall off. To make mat...
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:56:00 PST |
I Take Two Vicodin in the Morning... |
I take two vics at night. I take two vics before I take two vics, and then I take two more.First and foremost, I'd like to thank Tom and his myspace buddyfuckers for making me retype this. ...
Posted by Polk County Sheriff on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:31:00 PST |
