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YOU KEEP ON KNOCKING BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN! YOU KEEP ON KNOCKING BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN! Actually, I like music, eating good food (crab legs are best), graffiti, and chilling. I'm majoring in journalism with hopes of becoming a columnist. I hate everything else. Also, I only bathe 4 times annually- once on the first day of each season. As you'd imagine, my odor becomes quite potent in the later summer months. I like to paint my face green, secure branches to my body, then hop out of brush and ambush people taking strolls. I then collect their wallets/purses and any other items of value. (I consider eye balls items of value). "George W. Bush" is actually his pen name- his real name is Rumplestiltskin. It's been a dream of mine for some time now to become an Alaskan King Crab Fisher (refered to as an AKCF by the elite). I, however am not in it for the bounty, I do not wish for money- I wish to pursue crab fishing for the thrill of the chase- braving the unforgiving Pacific waters in pursuit of the crab. Also, I plan on taking the crabs I catch to my home- I have no intention of selling my catch, quite the contrary. I plan to throw them all in a huge cauldron. At this point, I want to steam all of them, then eat continuosly for several days. I predict that halfway through my feast, I will reach enlightenment and atain Nirvana. If you are intrigued by this sort of thing, you ought to drop me a line. AIM=i PeeLz CaPs
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

rap, music in general, video games, basketball, writing, eating, fast cars, driving fast, ddr, graff, drawing, painting, hiking, mountain climbing, animals, food, pokemon, chillin.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. Please, don't introduce yourself to me. I'll dictate whether or not you're interesting or just wasting my oxygen.

Music:

Psychopathic records, psychological records, MIR, 7SE, Strange Music, some electronic, drum & bass, metal, reggae... i can listen to just about anything.

Movies:

anything gorey.

Television:

spike tv, comedey central, cartoon network, adult swim, wonder showzen...

Books:

Satanic Bible (Anton Lavey), "The Bible" (A bunch of old guys who were high on opium) Behind the Paint (Joe Bruce), The Alphabet of Manliness (Maddox), Subway Art, Burning New York, The Communist Manifesto (huh?), Redwall series (Brian Jacques)...

Heroes:

John Stuart, Stephen Colbert and Spawn.

My Blog

Me punching god in the dick!

(Wrote this for philosophy... Figured I'd post it for shits...) Debunking an old myth: the Existence of a God I was raised as a Catholic. I went to church. I prayed. It never made any sense to me. I ...
Posted by HAT on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST