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druish princess.

I am here for Friends

About Me


i'm a very silly girl. i love the ska. i collect simpsons things, especially ralph wiggum stuff. i like a guy that can be a sarcastic prick to everyone but me, a real smartass, because i'm a smartass. i love kung-fu movies, singing in my shower as loud as I can, spinal tap, and making stupid faces at my friends. i read comic books. i love my bass. i don't eat pigs. come to think of it, i pretty much only eat birds. i'm terrified of birds, so when i eat them i feel like i'm winning. i am a total zelda dork. my socks never match. i adore my friends, and I have a weakness for cheese sticks (right jyl? haha). oh yeah, and i'll kick the crap out of you at any fighting game.
"I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity."
-gilda radner
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
-mae west
"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be."
-steve martin
“When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.”
-richard pryor

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

me and you, your mamma and your cousin, too.

Music:



Movies:


THIS IS SPINAL TAP!! (and all other christopher guest movies), kevin smith movies (especially clerks), pulp fiction, kill bill, from dusk til dawn, the usual suspects, metropolis, elf, old school, most kung fu movies, wet hot american summer, office space, the austin powers movies, anchorman, corpse bride, nightmare before christmas, metropolis, crybaby, introducing dorithy dandridge, ninja scroll, bottle rocket, so i married an axe murderer, the royal tennenbaums, dumb and dumber, entropy, run lola run, super troopers, best in show, some like it hot, the seven year itch, stanley kubrick movies (especially the shining), basquiat, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, four rooms, true romance, scarface, goodfellas, casino, trainspotting, the harry potters, anything with adam sandler, anything with jim carrey, anything with johnny depp, the lord of the rings movies, the pirates of the caribbean, the x-men movies, the princess bride, dazed and confused, slc punk, don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood, nothing but trouble, the jerk, narnia, dirty rotten scoundrels, beetlejuice, my stepmother is an alien and twins (just because my uncle was in them, he also does disney villain voices) batman 1&2, back to the future 1,2,&3, fifth element, star wars, most disney movies (i love the villains), most SNL movies that no one else likes, lots of other dorky movies, and everything mel brooks did. everything.

Television:

the simpsons, conan, saturday night live, reno 911, dave cheppelle, sctv, METALOCALYPSE (go seiden! BFF), aqua teen hunger force, futurama, the state, friends, mXc, will and grace, ali g, scrubs, ren and stimpy (the old episodes), family guy, jerry springer, mr.show, beavis and butthead, sanford and son, the sopranos, clerks: the animated series, the munsters, cheesy dating shows, curb your enthusiasm, in living color, UFC with bubs and the boyfriend, oh...and my beloved bbc! red dwarf, abfab & the office (and anything else that ricky gervais or stephen merchant does). i like the american version of the office, too...but it's not the same.

Books:

i like biographies, books on other cultures, art books, music books, and books on psychoanalysis (frankl, not freud)...and comics.

Heroes:

Madeline Khan is my hero.

My Blog

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..> 'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com..> ..> jenniTastes like Cherries 'What will your business card say?' at QuizGalaxy.com..>...
Posted by druish princess. on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:49:00 PST

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Click the banner below to visit the Justice For Kurt MySpace Profile!...
Posted by druish princess. on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

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_______Last________1. Person you saw: jeff, we rode the rail after work together, since he's working across the street now, haha.2. Movie watched in cinema? night at the museum.3. Song you listened t...
Posted by druish princess. on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:17:00 PST

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[A] - AVAILABLE?nope. i'm hoplessly devoted toooooo jewwwwwww. (in my best olivia newton john singing voice.)[B] - BIRTHDAY?5/24[C] -CRUSHING?:no, but i'll crush his thigh with my elbow...mwahahaaaa...
Posted by druish princess. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

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1] Describe your last kiss:short and sweet, it's cold.2] who's car were you in last?:jeff's.3] what was the highlight of your weekend?:i had a lazy weekend, just what i needed. however, on SATURDAY i...
Posted by druish princess. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:23:00 PST

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awesome. wow, it's fun working across the street from bubs and jeff....
Posted by druish princess. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST

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1. Initials:smd.2. What is your favorite thing to wear?clothes.3. Last thing you ate:ask jeff, i was romantic.4. For or against same sex marriage?for.5. I say Shotgun!:and jessica ignores it and gets...
Posted by druish princess. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

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who went to see the queers? i did bitch.man, this was stuck in my head all day yesterday.Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of buttsPearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz...
Posted by druish princess. on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

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1. If you had to spend an entire weekend inside, what would you want to spend doing?alternating between reading, sleeping, watching movies, writing, playing music and masturbating. 2. When eating mash...
Posted by druish princess. on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

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1. WHAT DOES YOUR MYSPACE NAME MEAN?it's my name.2. WHERE WAS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE TAKEN?the hallway.3. WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME?smd.4. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS?stolen.5. HONESTLY, IF ...
Posted by druish princess. on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:45:00 PST