Clark

Clark "Mutha Effing" Price

Me CRAY! You Abacus!!

About Me

Fuck this writing about myself. Ask me. My aim name is "cpnpiratesteve" Come get some

My Interests

waxing scholastic, reading, chemistry, starting a cult, to see my enemies crushed to see their armies driven before me and to hear the lamentation of the women and the children

I'd like to meet:

HAWT GURLLS

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Goatwhore, David Bowie, U2, Coldplay, Acid Bath, The Berzerker, Dimmu Borgiir, Strapping Young Lad, Mastodon, Slayer, Lionel Richie, Decapitated, Borknagar, Bal Sagoth, Soilent Green, Dillinger Escape Plan, Travis, Starsailor, Pete Yorn, Norma Jean, Pantera, Operation Ivy, Circle Jerk, G.G. MUTHA FUCKIN' ALLIN, Wehrmacht, Young Agent Jones, The Brodie Factor, The Germs, Alice Bag Band, The Exploited, Muse, Elliot Smith, Nas, Jay-Z, Wu-Tang, Notorious B.I.G., The Cure, Anal Blast, Crowbar, Crytopsy, Pig Destroyer, Cattle Decapitation, Danzig, The Misfits, CLUTCH, Einstuerzende Neubauten, EYEHATEGOD, Motorhead, Ministry, The Haunted, Emperor, Ministry, KMFDM, Skinless, Sepultura, Sisters of Mercy, Eels, Elliot Smith, Copeland, ELVIS, INXS, Nick Cave, Chicago, Marilyn Manson, Neil Diamond, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, Rachmaninoff, Joy Division, Johnny Cash, Velvet Underground, Black Flag, Aus Rotten, Agent Orange, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Propagahndi, Reel Big Fish, The Ramones, Rancid, Bad Brains, Suicidal Tendencies, Zao, Hank Williams Sr., Unearth, Underoath, UK Subs, IMPERIUM, Opeth, In Flames, Anorexia Nervosa, Opera IX, Carrion Carnival, MF Doom, KMD, Immortal Technique, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, The Berzerker, Strapping Young Lad, Physicist, Relapse Records, GWAR, N.E.R.D., Queens of the Stone Age, MC Chris, Stabbing Westward, Opeth, In Flames, Jimmy Eat World, Nujabes, Fat Jon, Gin Blossoms, Garbage. Depeche Mode, White Zombie, New York Dolls, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Templar, Buzzcocks, Aimee Mann, Head Automatica, The Dresden Dolls, Gogol Bordello, Beirut

Television:

i have one

Books:

kurt vonnegut, bret easton ellis, neil gaiman, clive barker, david farland, r.a. salvatore, robert mcgammon, chuck palahniuk, george orwell, and nick hornby

Heroes:

No such things as heroes.

My Blog

This one goes out for my buddy Preston who is far away. great song

 I'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got marriedAnd you're all mine nowTonight is the night we've been waiting for all our livesOr maybe for just tonight...
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST

Karaoke

I sang karaoke and it was grand.  I wanted to get up there and bomb just so that I would know how it feels.  I started off with some Gin Blossoms and nobody seemed to notice how badly I did ...
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:35:00 PST

Alrighty

Now Who Loves Pete Yorn?  Come One Come All!
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:28:00 PST

Oh Snap!

Dream as if you'll live forever.  Live as if you'll die today.
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:13:00 PST

A little Neruda for you

Hemos perdido aun este crepusculo Nadie nos vio esta tarde con las manos unidas mientras la noche azul caia sobre el mundo. He visto desde mi ventana la fiesta del poniente en los cerros lejanos. A ...
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:50:00 PST

blah

I forgot how lonely birthdays can be for me.  blah.  buck up and be a man.  
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:22:00 PST

Migraine loopiness

I love Glenn Danzig.  He is my little punk rock Elvis.
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:51:00 PST

Life goal

I think that one of my life goals is to take a picture of myself outside a roadside attraction.  Like the kind where they have an enormous rocking chair or Babe the blue ox.  Something of th...
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:11:00 PST

Sad day for this panda

Today I found out that I am a victim of identity theft.  My checking account is 400 dollars in overdraft.  
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:49:00 PST

Beer

I love beer as much as I love most women.  I love both for their bitterness and their leaving me slightly buzzed.  A giddy and passionate euphoria is my goal with both.  I love a beer t...
Posted by Clark "Mutha Effing" Price on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 03:50:00 PST