Dash - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a simple man... i'm 36 years old, im unemployed and i live with my parents. i guess i can say goodbye to the ladies now. People seem to like me because i am polite and rarely late. I like ice-cream and i really enjoy a nice pair of slacks, years later, doctors will tell me i have an iq of 48, which is what someone people call mentally retarded.

My Interests

sex drugs and rock 'n' roll. Pineapple tracksuit pants

I'd like to meet:

All the people at my funeral, and bitch slap them if they dont cry. No i would really like to meet nelson mandela, he is my ultimate idol, everything about him screams hero....... PFFT.

Music:

anything worth listening to.

Heroes:

myself, darren cain, dash, dazza, thats about it. Also Humphrey B Bear. You may be in this list if you play your cards right