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WILLIE!

I MARRIED THE MOST WONDERFUL GURL I EVER MET! SHE RAWKS! SHE'S THE 8th WONDER OF THE WORLD! WOOO HOO

About Me

Hi! My name is Willie. I am 41 years old (going on 21! FUCK YEAH!). I have two beautiful children ages 13 and 16. On December 23rd of 2006, I married the greatest woman I have ever met. Today I am a better man because of her. I draw a pension so I work in my home as a Domestic Engineer. Although I hate to admit it, I am a "neat freak" and like to keep my home and car clean. I am a "driven" person and can multi-task well. I love to cook! I’m very inventive in the kitchen, although I can’t cook Roast Duck in Mango sauce. I have a great sense of humor and love to be happy. I do not dig arguments or confrontations! Please take the drama somewhere else! I love to dance and I’m “cutting” up the dance floor almost every weekend at The Chamber in Lakewood, Ohio. I love skulls and the goth scene. I place a high emphasis on my family and friends. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT I CAN GET OUT OF YOU.I can be the best friend you’ll ever meet and I swear this to you…YOU WILL NEVER MEET ANYONE LIKE ME AGAIN! I LIKE TO WRITE POETRY, GO TO DRAG RACES IN THE SUMMER, SLEDDING IN THE WINTER, READ ROMANCE NOVELS (YES I READ THEM!), AND I ENJOY THE OUTDOORS. I AM PROUD TO BE PUERTO RICAN! I HAVE A SLIGHT ACCENT.
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My Interests

*POOL- some say i suck badly..lol *SLEDDING *BIKING *SURFING THE NET *MOVIES *MUSIC *PHOTOGRAPHY *LEARNING NEW THINGS *ROLLERCOASTERS *COMIC BOOKS *READING *BUILDING SHIT *FIXING SHIT *DRAG RACING *CARTOON NETWORK *COMEDY CENTRAL *AMUSING MY FRIENDS *HELPING OTHERS *SWEARING *JOKING AROUND *SPENDING TIME W/MY KIDS *TRYING NEW THINGS *BREEDING MIDGETS...(my midgets name is Renaldo) *CAUSING HAVOC *REVOLUTIONARY *WRITING *CHESS *PIZZA! *CONCERTS *CIGARRETTES *VIDEOS *RUNNING WITH SCISSORS *MECHANIZING *TRUTH SAYER *METAL *BREAKING SHIT *ROCK *LAUGHING *FISHING *CARDS *HANGING OUT *GOODTIMES! *SHOPPING! *DID I MENTION SWEARING? *PRANKS *W.W.F *POPEYE *JACK OF ALL TRADES *MASTER INVENTOR...lol *AMATURE PSYCHIATRIST *TAI KWON DO *AMATURE PHYSICIST *MASTER BAITER *DEACON IN CHURCH OF SPANO *ASSHOLE *PRICK *PERVERT *BUM FISHING *NINJA SKILLS *LOTS OF SWEARING *MYSPACE *BOARD GAMES *INFLATABLE DOLLS *ANTI-BUSH *DANCING WITH MYSELF *MENTALLY CHALLENGED *HANDY CAPABLE *VOLUNTEER @ THE SALVATION ARMY *RETIRED SOLDIER *RECENTLY I STARTED A COCKROACH HABITAT FOR DISPLACED COCKROACHES *HUMANITARIAN *FORMER SLAVE *CHEESE *PEANUT BUTTER *PIZZA! *THERAPIST *PISTOL *HOPELESS ROMANTIC *CIXELSYD *RIOT! *INFLATABLE DOLLS *FLEA MARKETS *I HATE SOUP! *COMEDIAN *REBEL ROUSER *WORRY WART *VAMPIRE *FREAK *NO. 1 THUMB WRESTLING CONTENDER *BITCH SLAPPING CHAMPION *MAKE NO MISTAKE! I LIKE TO DRINK! IF THIS IS A PROBLEM TURN AND RUN NOW! *I AM A HAPPY DRUNK *I DO NOT HIT WOMEN, EVER! *ZOO *MUSEUMS *UNUSUAL TENDENCYS *FATHER TO 2 WONDERFUL GREAT KIDS! *LIBERALISTIC IDEOLOGY! *MAN'S MAN

I'd like to meet:

JESUS CHRIST, KENNY FROM SOUTHPARK., SATAN, THE PRINGLES POTATO CHIP and THE MONOPOLY GUY (i think they are both the same person)! PARIS HILTON...so i can tell her she sux!

Music:

METAL, CLASSIC ROCK ,INDIE, ALTERNATIVE
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Movies:

HORROR, DRAMA CHICK FLICKS ETC.
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Television:

CARTOONS, MONK, CABLE SURFING...

Books:

ROMANCE NOVELS...ANYTHING BY STEELE!

Heroes:

EVIL KNIEVAL AND MY DAD

My Blog

MY TOP 3 MOST HATED TYPES OF PEOPLE!

WANNABE BLACK-   a wannabe black person is a a white or any other ethinicity person who is acting black, trying to speak black and saying for shizzy all the time even though hes not black and wil...
Posted by WILLIE! on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

A LITTLE ADVICE FROM ME TO YOU...

Everything happens for a reason! Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your sou...
Posted by WILLIE! on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:38:00 PST

GET TO KNOW ME...HONESTLY!

I was born in Bronx, N.Y. USA in 1965, 1st generation New Yorkan Puerto Rican mix. Growing up in the large rowdy town of Bronx, New York I was told most of my life I looked foriegn probably because I ...
Posted by WILLIE! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:40:00 PST

SEVEN RULES TO LIVE BY (made from "things i've learned)

1. EVERYONE, no matter how big or successful, is mortal.  Some just live a little longer. 2. Never brag on your past record.  The cemetery holds kings as well as paupers. 3.&...
Posted by WILLIE! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

THINGS THAT I HAVE LEARNED!

I've learned-that you cannot make someone love you.All you can do is be someone who can be loved.The rest is up to them.I've learned -that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.I...
Posted by WILLIE! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST

LET'S GET REAL!

FACT! Guys dig women with meat on their bones. Marilyn Monroe and Jane Mansfield were considered gorgeous women. They wore sizes 16 and 18 dresses respectively! Their breasts were not "perky" either....
Posted by WILLIE! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:23:00 PST

THE STRENGTH OF A REAL MAN!

The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.It's in the gentle words he whispers.The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.It's how good of buddies he is with his children.The ...
Posted by WILLIE! on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:37:00 PST

THE NEWEST CRAZE!

I AM WORKING WITH "FRITO-LAY" POTATO CHIP COMPANY ON A NEW PROJECT THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE POTATO CHIP INDUSTRY AND POSSIBLY HELP PUT AN END TO RACISM IN AMERICA. IN A QUEST TO TURN SOMETHING NEGA...
Posted by WILLIE! on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST

Watching you sleep...

I sit awake, watching you sleeping.Ah, such beauty and extravagance.The stars in the sky wilted and weeping,Darken in light of your radiance.The darkest eyes among the living.A sweet smile coming of t...
Posted by WILLIE! on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST

THE KEY TO MY HEART

I had closed the door upon my heartand wouldn't let anyone inI had trusted and loved only to be hurtbut that would never happen againI locked the door andtossed the key ashard and as far as I couldMy ...
Posted by WILLIE! on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST