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jazVICIOUS

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About Me

i'm not gona add your stupid band, so don't even bother. also, i am not a friend whore, so if you just want to add me to your collection, you *will* be denied.
my name is jasmine. i live in ohio (suck). i love my *REAL* bitches. i love my boyfriend. i love my rats and bettas. i love beer and liquor...although not at the same time. i am an opinionated (and at times judgemental) bitch who does not tolerated habitual stupidity. i expect those around me to be real. people either like me or they don't... i don't give a fuck either way.
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I'd like to meet:

your mom.

Music:

pj harvey, hole, portishead, the cramps, reverend horton heat, elvis, johnny cash, tool, beatles, the distillers, elliot smith, acid bath, the ramones, dead kennedys, dresden dolls, violent femmes, rancid, blood for blood, jerry lee lewis,the clash, CCR, neil diamond, social distortion, misfits, nirvana, dropkick murphys, leonard cohen, agnostic front, alice in chains, stray cats, dead can dance, primus, billie holiday, foreigner, this mortal coil, type o negative, siouxie and the banshees, flogging molly, the pixies, NIN, janis joplin, queens of the stoneage, marilyn manson, blondie, jack off jill, p-funk, prince, concrete blonde, cat stevens, cradle of filth ,smashing pumpkins, enya, weezer, sonic youth, alabama thunderpussy, alice cooper, pink floyd, david bowie, fiona apple, crypt kicker, garbage, system of a down, pantera, yeah yeah yeahs, SOD, deftones, nde, switchblade symphony, poe, the breeders, the cars, meshuggah, new york dolls, inxs, lorena mckinnet, jay munly, billy idol, john lennon, nick cave and the bad seeds, white stripes, white zombie, george harrison, L7,

Movies:

pulp fiction, resevoir dogs, the big lebowski, walk the line, the notorious bettie page, thank you for smoking, braveheart, office space, the people vs. larry flynt,the crow, three amigos, american history x, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, interview with the vampire, chicago, romper stomper, labyrinth, natural born killers, fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club, a clockwork orange, sid and nancy, donnie darko, super troopers, silence of the lambs, anchorman, requiem for a dream, white oleander, american beauty, ghost world, amelie, gladiator, gia, girl interrupted, rocky horror picture show, napoleon dynomite, lost boys, bound, basic instict, woman on top, son in law, the believer, freeway, reefer madness, fatal attraction, secretary, life of david gale, saved!, pump up the volume, e.t., kalifornia, a bronx tale, death to smoochy, zoolander, encino man, bridget jones's diary, moulin rouge, it's pat, joe dirt, mommie dearest, but i'm a cheerleader, blow, monster, frida, kill bill vol. 1 & 2, beavis and butthead do america, empire records

Television:

AB FAB!!!! Daily Show, Colbert Report, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Strangers With Candy, Kids in the Hall, Simpson's, That 70's Show, Sex and the City, Curb Your Enthusiasm, I Love Lucy, Laverne and Shirley, Happy Days, Wonder Years, Full House, Mama's Family, the occasional random MTV show (purely for "look at how stupid they are" purposes), anything on Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, Discovery Health, History Channel, PBS... I'm a documentary JUNKIE... I free base them as often as possible.

Heroes:

ANYONE WHO HAS THE BALLS TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST AND SPEAK THEIR MINDS NO MATTER WHAT

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FUCK EMO!!!!

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Posted by jazVICIOUS on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

random gripes

So I just watched the most disturbing movie I've seen in a long time...it's called "Thirteen"... it seriously makes me think twice about having children. I remember back when I was 13... I by no means...
Posted by jazVICIOUS on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST

now this is getting out of contol

So I checked that profle again today, and low and behold, he stole 2 MORE of my pictures!!! What the hell?   http://www.myspace.com/wicked_bitch_of_the_best& nbsp;    is...
Posted by jazVICIOUS on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:21:00 PST

rant of the evening....

I just LOVE the way chicks claim to be "bi" until they get into a relationship with a man. I see it all the time on this blasted site. One day under "orientation" some bitch is claiming to be bi, then...
Posted by jazVICIOUS on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

scandalous

funny, but seriously, what the hell? http://www.myspace.com/wicked_bitch_of_the_best     Oh yeah, fuck all you fake ass, scandalous mother fuckers. I have NO room in my life for *ANY* o...
Posted by jazVICIOUS on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:45:00 PST

private profiles and gangstas

Since I got a lot of feedback from the bulletin, I decided to make it a blog so everyone can read it.... being that my profile isn't private and all. I wanna know why everybody is all of a sudden maki...
Posted by jazVICIOUS on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:06:00 PST

The bottom line

Always watch what you say, no matter who's around.... you never know when they're gona turn around and distort everything you said. Depend soley on yourself, no one is totally who they say they are. T...
Posted by jazVICIOUS on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:21:00 PST

dumb asses

I swear, kids today are fucking retarded. Why I don't like teenagers..... Exhibit A: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=25329417 be sure the read t...
Posted by jazVICIOUS on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST

What a night!

So yeah, we picked up the new ratties today... they are absolutely BEAUTIFUL. So sweet and friendly. But anyways, so we brought them home and attempted to introduce them to Sid. We put them all in the...
Posted by jazVICIOUS on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:59:00 PST

Aw Rats!!!

So we're picking up our new ratties on Monday. I'm SO excited!!! Sid has been our lone rat for about a month 1/2 now, and I think she's becoming a bit depressive....she's been doing nothing but lying ...
Posted by jazVICIOUS on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:33:00 PST