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Birth Control to Major Tom

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Right now I'm a fiction major at Columbia College Chicago, but I intend to staple my bachellor's on the mast of my pirate ship, that is, once I get up the start-up capitol to buy one. If the pirate thing doesn't work out, I'm thinking zombie killer, and if that doesn't work out, vampire. Or cowgirl. Or robot. But for any of these occupations, one needs a strong foundation of friendships developed over the internet. Let's motor.

My Interests

Writing, reading, listening to music, watching movies, knitting/crocheting, sewing, cooking, collecting toy weapons.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

Music:

7 Year Bitch, AC/DC, Ani DiFranco, The Arcade Fire, B-52's, Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, Billie Holiday, Billy Idol, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Bratmobile, The Breeders, The Business, The Butchies, Johnny Cash, Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah, Cleaveland Bound Death Sentence, Common Rider, The Cramps, Crass, Dizzie Gillespie, The Dead Kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, The Decemberists, The Distillers, The Doors, The Donnas, The Dresden Dolls, Dropkick Murphys, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliot Smith, Elvis, The Faint, Flaming Lips, Flogging Molly, Frank Sinatra, GBH, Gene Autry, Gogol Bordello, The Gossip, Hank Williams (Sr.), Hazel Dickens, Holly Golightly, The Horrorpops, Imperial Teen, Interpol, Etta James, Joan Jett, Johnny Cash, Jolie Holland, Judy Garland, Kiss, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, Les Georges Leningrad, The Misfits, Metric, Moving Units, Nekromantics, The New York Dolls, Nico, Nirvana, Nominal, Op Ivy, Peaches, Phantom Planet, The Pixies, The Postal Service, Portishead, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Queers, The Ramones, Rancid, The Red Elvises, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Rosemary Clooney, Sahara Hotnights, The Sex Pistols, Sleater-Kinney, Bessie Smith, Social D, Tiger Army, Tegan and Sarah, The Transplants, The Velvet Underground, The Vines, The Violent Femmes, Weezer, The White Stripes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

So I Married an Axe Murderer, Ghost World, Pulp Fiction, Empire Records, Harold and Maude, Ravenous, Moulin Rouge, Adaptation, About Shmidt, Eternal Sunshine, Edward Scissorhands, Princess Bride, Fight Club, Dogma, Mallrats, Clerks, American History X, Down With Love, Tombstone, Jesus' Son, The Saddest Music in the World, Mean Girls, Dirty Dancing, School of Rock, Freaky Friday, The Hours, Girl Interrupted, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Amelie, The Truman Show, Melinda and Melinda, Detroit Rock City, Supertroopers, Peter Pan (Mary Martin version), Batman Begins, Saved, Garden State, Happiness, Punch Drunk Love, Shawshank Redemption, Office Space, Better Off Dead, Ferris Bueller, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Trainspotting, Party Monster, A Goofy Movie, The Smokers, Romeo & Juliet, Little Women, American Beauty, Joe's Apartment, Election, Death to Smoochy, 200 Cigarettes, Memento, Chicago, High Fidelity, Night of the Hunter, Six String Samurai...et cetera

Television:

Family Guy, ATHF, Brak, Harvey Birdman, Sealab, South Park, Venture Brothers, Home Movies, Futurama, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Drew Carrey Show, Daily Show, Seinfeld, Roseanne, Spongebob, Fairly Odd Parents, Chapelle's Show, MAD ABOUT YOU.

Books:

HOUSE OF LEAVES, Little Children, Jarhead, You Shall Know Our Velocity!, Everything is Illuminated, The Bell Jar, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genious, Hairstyles of the Damned, The Hours, Girl Interrupted, Farenheit 451, 1984, The World According to Garp, On The Road, Gatsby, The Sun Also Rises, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catcher in the Rye, Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Cat's Cradle, Slapstick, Disco Bloodbath, Pirattitude, A Survival Guide to Zombies, Atop an Underwood, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Your Disgusting Head, Giraffes? Giraffes!...et cetera

Heroes:

Jamie and Paul Buchman.

My Blog

oh wow

WOW. Wow. I can't believe myself. lol I just posted about how retarded I am when it comes to myspace. Whatever. Happy Birthday Sarah! Amen.
Posted by Birth Control to Major Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

your mom

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Posted by Birth Control to Major Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

howdy

Well...being that I only have one friend, CJ, this one goes out to you, darling. Hello. This is my myspace space. lol. Too much. Today blows. Whatever. See you Monday, hon. xo
Posted by Birth Control to Major Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST