Member Since: 1/20/2006
Band Website: badteenagemoustache.com
Band Members: Danny Rockett (King of the Band)
Assyla Snibbor (Younger, Taller, Lesbian Sister of the King)
Mike Cohen (Token Jew)
Johnny Onomatopoeia (The Cute one)
Kelly B Dwyer (Director of media affairs)
Dogmeat (Mascot)
Influences: Ween, The Beatles, They Might Be Giants, The Eels, The Kinks, Eminem, Frank Zappa, and Tom Waits
Record Label: Big Corporate Records
Type of Label: None