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The Passionistas

We're in God's Boat

About Me


RECENT PRESS

"Yeah, it's hard to draw blood from a stone, but it's even tougher to mine new blood from old rock music. Yet that's exactly what the Passionistas do. If you're a 21st-century modern lover, ready for post-Y2K "12XU" anthems, and you know you can't hide your love forever, your dream soundtrack is ready."
-Johnny Ray Huston, San Francisco Bay Guardian
Download of the Week: "Going Gay" by the Passionistas, a recent Deli Magazine "Band of the Month."
-Bill Picture, San Francisco Chronicle , Sunday, May 27, 2007

"Jilted, jerky pop lacking tightness and polish sounds like the work of a high school garage band with great taste." East Bay Express
"nerdy boys who’d rather fiddle around with their tape recorder and thrifted instruments in their basement on a Friday night than hit the town and birddog for girls." Performer Magazine
"Everyone wants to make these big powerful songs about the state of our government, and The Passionistas turn the situation on its head - giving everyone the middle finger. They take on an absurd situation with their own brand of absurdity."
Rewriteable Content

"These pranksters deliver surprisingly mature music behind the guise of slapstick funny lyrics."
The Owl Magazine

"While so many bands seem to be content to find their indie niche and settle there, the Passionistas maintain a level of mystery that allows them to escape easy description, let alone categorization."
Deli SF

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/3/2004
Band Website: GodsBoat.com
Band Members:

TINA- drums

AARON- guitar/ vocals

MYLES - guitar/ vocals

ANDREW- bass/ vocals


Influences: Coca Cola, Microsoft, Kobe, Chucky, Y2K, birds of prey, bottled water industry, money, haters, insects, Jesus, 9/11 enthusiasm, fire and earthquake, reptiles, Hollywood, giant telescopes, giant raptors, Franklins and 500 Euros, Africa, crosses, the Lear, revolution, bugs, terminating, Land-Rover, jewelery, D-Generation X, America, comets, tulip bulbs, diamonds, Chris Crocker, Egypt, exporting, reality, chemotrophic organisms, moon rocks

music videos:



Fucking Cold

Wild West

Y 2 K
Sounds Like: cool stuff
Record Label: New & Used Records, World Famous In San Francisco
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

PAST SHOWS (70)

03/11/2008 Ghost House, Oakland, Ca with Bridez, Drew Swinburne, Height from Baltimore 03/08/2008 Mushrooms International - Kimo's, San Francisco, Ca with Holy Shit (Ariel Pink & Matt Fishbec...
Posted by The Passionistas on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 01:43:00 PST

Quotes and messy links to our press...

"Yeah, it's hard to draw blood from a stone, but it's eventougher to mine new blood from old rock music. Yet that's exactly whatthe Passionistas do. If you're a 21st-century modern lover, ready forpos...
Posted by The Passionistas on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:56:00 PST

Enter to win free Passionistas tickets @ AMOEBA MUSIC !!! [video inside]

Enter to win FREETICKETS to our pArTaY, Friday June 8th, at Cafe Du Nord....Just go to Amoeba Music and fill out a contest entry! and put it in the clear box by the poster of us, or whatever.If you...
Posted by The Passionistas on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

the first Interview with the Passionistas

Check out the first Interview with the Passionistas. We talk about hella things.
Posted by The Passionistas on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:56:00 PST

Download of the Week in Sunday's SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

5/27/07
Posted by The Passionistas on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:45:00 PST

Our song in "Owoto County" choose your own adventure movie!

Check out the trailer. Our song "Wild West" appears first in the trailer; and later within the movie! OWOTO TRAILER Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by The Passionistas on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST