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About Me

The other day I bought a Joker action figure at Albertsons, when the real mission was pizza and beer. That pretty much sums me up.

I'm really bad at sleeping. I'm really good at scowling.

I like very few people. I really like Hawkman. I drink a lot. Who cares? Go read your own profile.

ATTENTION HORSESHIT ACOUSTIC INDIE BALLADEERS: The answer is no.

Shepp almost hit some geese yesterday in his ridiculous car and I would have ax murdered him if he had. I would have overdrawn my bank account to buy a really nice ax, because an ax murdering can't be done halfway!

My Interests

Malt liquor and tragedy.

I'd like to meet:

And the man who invented cuttlefish flavored snack.

Music:

I kick it like rock death.

A dude in a polo shirt once played Jack Johnson covering Sublime at a BBQ. That was honestly the worst thing I'd ever heard. Not because Jack Johnson 'ruined' Sublime's classics, but because Sublime is awful to begin with and Jack Johnson is even worse.

Movies:

pewpewpew movies with lasers.

Television:

star trek, dc animated, rad girls

Books:

the booklet to every enya cd.

Heroes:

Jose Pascual (number 3!!), Billy Squier and especially Evel Knievel. Get fucked, you commie.

My Blog

Student Radio Application

The following is the 50-100 word biography David wrote me for my student radio application at BSU. Dustin Verburg comes from Idaho Falls, Idaho (Not Wisconsin). His hobbies include drinking and m...
Posted by Dustin on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

Dawning of a New Error

I am jobless for the first time in five years. I am visting my hometown by my own free will within the next few days. Drew has a girlfriend. The changes are inevitable. There is no escape. Go Brewer...
Posted by Dustin on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

Bad Attitude

The cracks in the pavement looked like a swastika where we parked. Shelly unbuckled her seatbelt and let go of the steering wheel. She smiled, retrieving her suitcase from the back ...
Posted by Dustin on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:51:00 PST