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About Me

I'm a comic-book nerd who loves music, art, my pet rats, and stickin' it to the man. I am reluctantly single, meaning I'd love to find that perfect somebody, but I'm picky as hell. The perfect night would involve seeing a really good live band. I recently rediscovered the joy of skateboarding, but I fuck-up my ankle everytime I go out. I also wouldn't pass up the opportunity to go bowling, although I'm not very good(unless I have the perfect "bowling-buzz"). In my youth, I was abducted and harassed repeatedly by little grey men. Trust me, I was there, and those freaky little jerks have some amazing mind-control powers. I think they've left me alone lately, though, so everything's cool.
One of my biggest pet peeves is being called "dude". I hate it. I'd rather be called "fucker". I don't care if you're a southern California surf-bum who just smoked an ounce of weed, call me "dude", and I will hate you.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who expresses themselves through art, writing, and music. A cybernetic roller-skating chipmunk with lasers for eyes. Other people I'd like to meet: Conan O'Brien, Matt Groening, Mr. T, Wanda Sykes, Crispin Glover, Christopher Walken, David Cross, Warren Ellis, Brian K. Vaughn, Alan Moore, Wayne Coyne, David Mack, The Luna Brothers, David Lynch, John Cleese.

I think Bjork is a lovely and talented musician, and I would love to sexing with her.

My Blog

Summer of Uncertainty?

What a hectic time it has been! Many overwhelmingly positive and negative things going on in my life, lately. I feel like I'm in a constant state of "anxiety attack/excitement". I figure at least "wri...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 20:52:00 GMT

The worst part about pet rats

Basically, the worst part about having pet rats is their short lives. It drives me crazy. Every time I have one of my marvelous lil' ratties die, I freak out, cry, and swear I'll never get pet rats ag...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:40:00 GMT

Dear Santa

I have been a good boy this year.For Christmas I would like:An X-Box360and some canvasesand some new paint brushesand a girlfriendand some yummy treats for my rats.Thank you very muchShawnOh yeah, pea...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:28:00 GMT

OK, Let’s make a comic book!

My friend Ian just lit a fire under my ass. Yesterday, while working at the comic shop, Ian comes in to get his comics, and then mentions that he's got scripts for comic book ideas, but needs an...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:31:00 GMT

My response to your "App. Invitations"

Many of you have sent me invitations to join your "mob" through these myspace applications... and I actually do appreciate being invited to join in everyones' fun and games. BUT.... I still have no in...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:39:00 GMT

Embracing the changes, rolling with the punches

I'm quite surprised how smooth my transition has been from solo living, to living with roommates. I thought, that after a year of living by myself, all of a sudden having roommates would be some sort ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:38:00 GMT

"How do I find Shawn?", you may ask.

I'm moving this weekend, so after Sunday, I'll be at a new home, and my old phone number will no longer work. I won't have access to the internet from home, for a bit either. In anticipation of the pu...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:59:00 GMT

34 is the new 26

26. At least that's the number I hear the most, when someone guesses my age. How very, very flattering! I can't believe I'm 34..... I still feel so much like I'm just a kid. I'm excited to see what my...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:34:00 GMT

Cheers

Making your way in the world today, takes everything you've gotTaking a break from all your worries, sure would help alotWouldn't you like to get away?Sometimes you wanna goWhere everybody knows your ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:59:00 GMT

Jerky Dirty Wizard

I woke up in a fantastic mood today, largely in part to it being my last work-day beforemy days off. Also, I had a smile on my face all morning, thinking back on last night's ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:55:00 GMT