The Unforgivable Sins. |
the unforgivable sins:1. not tipping your waiter/waitress. or insisting on breaking up a large group for fear of the 18% gratuity. (you can ask them to take it off your check.)2. spitting. 3. starting...
Posted by kelsey louise on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:43:00 PST |
you should write a book: how to offend women in five syllables or less. |
Highlights from The Swan Princess:1. it was produced by Nest Family Entertainment. 2. there is a turtle named speed. 3. "you should write a book: how to offend women in five syllables or less."4. "onc...
Posted by kelsey louise on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:39:00 PST |
childrens story. |
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Henry who was very afraid. He was afraid he wouldn’t be good enough, he was afraid of getting old, but most of all he was afraid of becoming a bad...
Posted by kelsey louise on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST |
we’re getting very close. |
according to the U.S. Census Bureau, National Center for Health Statistics, Americans for Divorce Reform, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Institute for Equality in Marriage, American Assoc...
Posted by kelsey louise on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:56:00 PST |
time, take us forward |
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Posted by kelsey louise on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:40:00 PST |
naked arms, her secrets still like songs Id never learned |
Who controls your body? It should be you, right? It's your body. But do you control it? To fully control your body means that it belongs to you in the same sense that a book or a purse might. It's you...
Posted by kelsey louise on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:39:00 PST |
nous souffrons tout les jours, a quoi ca sert? |
kiss me once for luck.
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Posted by kelsey louise on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:42:00 PST |
we were drawn together. |
you and i share a line that runs from fingertip to toes. it is long and curving; we reach higher to add to it. we were drawn in the same color, to the same music. your birth was the precursor to mine,...
Posted by kelsey louise on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST |
because adam, i love you. |
adam, i love you. you're something i have always wanted. you're someone i have always loved. your words are like overwashed cotton, your voice like lavender in spring. your smile is misplaced, it belo...
Posted by kelsey louise on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:22:00 PST |
suicide is painless. it brings on many changes and i can take or leave it if i please. |
i am not a villian. i do not tie girls to buzzsaws and i don't leave banana peels in front of the old folks home.
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Posted by kelsey louise on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:31:00 PST |
