having sex with various partners, male or female. drinking gasoline so i can piss fire. surfing. roller derby. pretending im a turbo charged engine and my peace pipe is my blow off valve. making obnoxious gestures with my indian hands. my hair is fabulous. my car, which was made by the 27 virgins of sri lanka and imported here on the maiden voyage of the s.s. gilligan. my ass is fine!
jim morrison. oh how i want to meet jimmie 3
doors, led, g-unit, benton, danzig, duran duran, monster garage, brandon allen
gone with the wind, homeward bound
sally jesse, doctor phil, maury, hey dude, round house (old skool nickelodeon, G!)
war and peace
any man who has a longer wang than me, because he is obviously better.