Fairly dynamic, music, art, econonics, politics, cars, food, chicks, sports ect. If ya' throw something out don't put it past me.
I wanna meet people that search for The Legend of.... SMOKEHOUSE!!!!! An age old legend, long forgot has flooded back into my befuddled consciousness. That would be the legend of SMOKEHOUSE!!!!. It has been told that if an individual has a moment in his existence where everyhting is falling into place, amazing shit is happening left and right (at the same time), the stars are alligned in your favor (i.e. the best sex you ever had, winning the lotto, getting an awesome gig or job and so on and so forth) etc. etc. In your excitement if you yell, bellow or scream the word SMOKEHOUSE!! You will be patted on the head by The God of SMOKEHOUSE and you will be flooded with a sensation of pure ecstacy and unbridled joy and orgasmic pleasure. You might if even catch a faint spirit like whiff of mesquite and pork juices but that is only for exceptional cases. Also you are in line for several other SMOKEHOUSE!! moments in the future as you have pleased the SMOKEHOUSE!!! Gods with your gratitude and acknowledgement. The dark side of the moon is if you have a mediocre moment in your life such as finding a dollar on the sidewalk, eating a good cheeseburger or seeing a band that kinda rocks (these only warrant a lukewarm "awesome" or a "fucking fantastic" if they are pretty, pretty, pretty good.) and you misuse the SMOKEHOUSE!!!, you will in turn anger the Gods of SMOKEHOUSE!!! and there wrath will befall you in the coming days to the tune of extreme annoyance, frustration, misery and general fucked up shit happening to yer ass. So show some respect and be careful with this power. Many a SMOKEHOUSE!!! moment to you!!
I like rock and old school country songs about chicks, liquor, drugs, cars, bikes, demons, fightin, fuckin, rebellion, how good rock is, guns, killin people, death, dancing, destruction, the devil and salvation. If ya like songs about those things we probably like the same music. EMOs can suck it. Hippies can do the same. House music makes me want to fight not dance. Some rap is cool but only in small doses.
Anything that is clever, creepy, or fun, but also love slapstick
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Cartoons, baseball, football, the food network, the independent film channel, sometimes I'll venture to the history channel.
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HST, beat generation authors/poets, Adam Smith, econ/social texts, satire/comedy, some comics/graphic novels, don't really like reading fiction all that much