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Deber

Now All I Need Is A One Legged Nun Walking A Goat And I Win!!!

About Me

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..***If you don't know what vintage wind means, don't ask! And No, it doesn't mean old fart! I have a wonderful little girl. I am a great friend. I say things I shouldn't. I can't keep a secret. I laugh at inappropriate times. I think barbque sauce is for hillbillies. ketchup too. Food must be spicy or it's not good. I love people with talent because I have none. I write good people off too quickly and keep the bad ones forever (working on that). I don't call boys...I'm a lady. I think people tripping & falling is hilarious (even though it's mean)

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Men that don't mind walking home!!! grown folks, clever & witty people. Evolved people who crave more for soulful and creative connections instead of the name that is engraved on their purse or scribbled on the inside of their shoe. Someone who can keep me in line without crossing the line. someone who understands my complexity and hypocritical-ness (is that a word? it is now) someone who remembers me when my heart was whole and my smile was real. Someone, anyone, who thinks I am funny because damnit, i'm funny!!! cootie queen

Add to My Profile | More Videos***WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET: Men who claim to love God and are looking for a nice good girl yet all their "friends" are porn stars or chicks whose life ambition is to be one. Men who don't take care of their kids yet they post a picture of them together like they are father of year but the only time they saw their child is when the picture was taken. Anyone who calls themself a pimp, playa, or hustler, And last but not least, anyone who replaces all S's with Z's while spelling. Don't Even Bother Me!!! Love Vancouver, would move there if it was in the US :(

Music:

Just about anything unless it's hardcore extreme. I like rock but not metal, hip hop but not rap, country but not hillbilly, get the picture... My Two Husbands...Don't Say Anything About My Taste In Men!

Movies:

Anything with John Cusack or Johnny Depp! 80's flicks. Make me laugh, make me cry, but don't scare the shit out of me or bore me with a history lesson.

Television:

Criminal Minds...I'd miss my sisters wedding if it was on a Wednesday at 9pm...All the criminal/law shows

Books:


What kind of jewel are you?

Pink Ice
You are rare jewel. You tend to have expensive taste; but girl- you have style.

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Inconspicuous Dork- (Moderate Abnormality)-
This rank of Dorkiness is a combination of a playful spirit with an ignorant social perspective. The Inconspicuous Dork is awkward in all or some of the following; posture, physical movement, gestures, facial expression. They also may display some deficit in the area of appropriate humor and social communication interactions. Their humor is seldom appropriate or understandable to anyone other than themselves. The main distinction between an Inconspicuous Dork and a Full-on Dork lies primarily in the awareness and effort of the alleged Dork. If awareness and effort are low but result in the same awkward actions and comments this is endearing and often considered Quirky. On the other hand, if there is a considerable amount of effort put forth to formulate related humor or obviously rehearsed actions that are not well received, this increased effort and somewhat evident awareness of awkward actions can be classified as Annoying. Anyone who is annoying has reached the gateway to Full-o
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Heroes:

My all time favorite-although everyone else hates it.

My Blog

Tip From A Tool

when you are straightening your hair with a straightening iron DO NOT grab a hold of your ear. It burns, It blisters, It HURTS!!!!...and it WILL NOT straighten your ear. You will of course have a disg...
Posted by Deber on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST

Message For Every Day!

  Life is short Break the rules Forgive quickly  Kiss slowly  Love truly  Laugh uncontrollably  And never regret anything that made you smile....
Posted by Deber on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

Dumb Thing .23,456,768

Friends don't let friends climb chain link fences when they are drunk.  It may be a short cut but is it really worth it? ...
Posted by Deber on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST

What I Learned Today

Coffee cake is not made of coffee...it is a snack you eat WITH coffee.... Next I suppose you are gonna tell me that girl scout cookies are not made with real girl scouts....
Posted by Deber on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:08:00 PST

A Word Of Advice

DON'T eat the nacho's at HamDogs...they will make you throw up in your hair...Not saying I did that....but it could happen!!!
Posted by Deber on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:36:00 PST

SOME GREAT ADVICE

Don't cry because it's over Smile because you got some!!   BOOYAH!
Posted by Deber on Sun, 28 May 2006 08:59:00 PST

thrilling

so today i was walking...and then I turned left. The End!
Posted by Deber on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:12:00 PST