1) Sarcasm is a fine art I have mastered over the years. 2) I like to use my brain.. 3) Art, Literature and Music are my passions. 4) Strangly obsessed with Germans 5) I am intelligent, but make hellva typos.. myspace needs spell check... and I speak fluent typonese. 6) I love raunchy romance novels. 7) I have a raunchy/warped/odd sense of humor. 8) Your not living unless you have a mouth like a sailor, smoke like a chimney, drive like a bat out of hell and drink like a fish *sometimes* however drinking and driving is not cool, and I will smack you. 9) I have ZERO tolerance for idiots, posers, scene kids, close minded individuals, KIDS in general (and by kids I mean those who act like they are twelve but really are like twenty or older), Parents who don't give two shits about their kids and let them run and scream like hell everywhere they go, shitty movies, people who cannot live without some sort of mind altering substances, People who run around yelling Hail Satan, or Praise Jesus all the bloody time, gossip mongers, and people who don't mind their own bussiness.. and the list could go on forever. 10) I love horror movies.. pretty much all types. 11) I have a quick temper and become extreamly annoyed easily and will not hesitate to bring your ass down, tell you how it is, and probably a few other things with a variety of colorful words. 12) I love pretty much all animals.. and I think people who abuse animals .. need to have whatever they did to their pet.. done to them. 13) Steak and Potatoes is ambrosia to me. 14) I adore body mod. Esp Tattoos and Piercings. I have five tats, and had prob about 13 piercings at one time, but due to the fact employeers don't dig em, they have dwindled down to seven that can be easily removed. 15) AMBITION and goals are a great thing to have in life. 16) I treasure Honesty above all things. I am BLUNT, rairly sugar coat the truth. I expect the same treatment from anyone wanting to be in my life. I have no time or energy for liars and will cut you out of my life if I find out you have lied to me. Okay seriously this is getting ridiculous it could take me years to really fill this out.. so just take the damn time to talk to me.. On one last note.. I'm not interested in meeting you to bang, I do not want the gift that keeps on giving. For god sake do not insult my intelligence by asking retarded questions you could have easily found the answer to by reading my profile instead of just picking me out by my picture... or sending me one sentence messages such as.. "your hot." Thank you so much for pointing out the obvious. I have a brain.. I like to use it. I enjoy good conversation and humor. 95% you will probably be ignored. SO .. ya feel lucky ?
yahoo msg: doomcookie_666
Skype: evilashe667
SecondLife: Ashe Jensen
.. doomcookie17 *rairly on aim*
WordPress: ashemonster
Livejournal: pinklippedwhore
The wages of sin
Hold my heart hostage
My mouth is still cruel
My skin is in bondage
My body is scarred
From lyrics I've carved
Bruises I've healed
Lips that I've starved
Wounds I've replaced
With love and with hate
The truth set me free
But my faith was raped
I've broken my silence
Lied to myself
Spoken in violence
Been someone else
Screamed at my demons
Prayed to my God
Begged for forgiveness
My hands are still hot
~My Ruin
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