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brittany wears pantalones

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. This is NOT my batman glass.

About Me

if you want to get on my good side, buy me a pbr or hell,just put some whiskey in a coke bottle for me so i can drink it in plain sight on the street.i'll eat anything for a dollar...i play instruments, some of them well, some of them half-ass; keyboard, guitar, violin,cello,not bad with a table.... i started a band called Blood on the Dance Floor but noone's showing up to practice. if you ask me, they need to be shown the "what for".that band was awesome. it was influenced by devo and we wore similar plastic hats.

My Interests

i like to kick things over while singing with my now non-existent band. i like eating non-edibles. i like soup. and i like to do it to it. I like your mom's home office. especially under the desk.

I'd like to meet:

that stupid celebrity match thing has had it's run. one of them said i looked the most like james cagney. now THAT i do agree with. i am so james.

Music:

pulp, the knife, man man, galaxie 500, sun kil moon, joy division, gorky's zygotic mynci,ROOTSHOOT LEAF, mock orange, decibully,L.O.W., the smiths,the beatings,the spins, jesus and mary chain,the happy mondays,slaughter and the dogs, sex pistols,american analog set, the gris gris,two gallants, delays, editors,echo and the bunnymen,god speed you black emperor, band of horses, the fall,helio sequence, the reindeer section, elected,the clash, magnetic fields,robosexuals,the audio arts,aphex twin, devo, miighty flashliight, kind of like spitting, the sea and cake, the good life,onelinedrawing, the hives,catfish haven,mates of state,eisley,jim and jenny and the pinetops, the vanishing, swearing at motorists,my bloody valentine,impossible shapes, iggy pop,swell maps, destroyer, television personalities, film school, the joggers, slow runner, david bowie, pop will eat itself, lou reed,the fall, velvet underground, bjork,red house painters, cake, the sugar cubes,leonard cohen, the frogs, VAST,lcd soundsystem, slaughter and the dogs,shiny toy guns, built to spill, the long winters, my morning jacket,neutral milk hotel, clinic,the locust, biosphere, yeah yeah yeahs, the wedding present,depeche mode,sybris,supergrass,sam cooke,aqualung, the cure, the farm,blonde redhead, super furry animals, the 88, the dandy warhols, inspiral carpets,pixies,luna, , aimee man, the cars,hum, west indian girl,the glove, sixteen deluxe, flaming lips, hayden, pavement, the unicorns, sonic youth, nightmares on wax, stars, surgeon, television, tv on the radio, 808 state, mute math, autechre, explosions in the sky, spiritualized, coco rosie, pere ubu,american music club, tortoise, iron and wine, stiff little fingers,the shamen, magneta lane, johnny thunders, antony and the johnstons, the rapture, m. ward,spoon, squeeze, elliot smith,velocity girl, rolling stones, peaches, lush, acid house kings, say hi to your mom, trembling blue stars,mis kitten, stellastar, afghan wigs, sigur ross,the promise ring,moving units, wilco, sneaker pimps,the decemberists, the 6ths,electric six, freezepop, gravytrain,zero 7, fiery furnaces, metric, future bible heros, eels, electro fuckers,t-rex, hole, dinosaur jr., ladytron, l7, placebo, sex pistols, frank black, ultravox....some more

Movies:

i like the second carebears movie. it has creepy sexual undertones.

Television:

they're on my list. i will not repeat myself. i refuse. anyway, i sit around and watch aqua teen and sealab with my roommate. that's just what we do. it doesn't need to be justified.

Books:

any book that tells you how to teach your kids about doing it

Heroes:

you can bounce quarters off your mom's ass. What?!? Who said that?!?

My Blog

PREDATER (double meaning! see?!)

so im in a good relationship. yes, i know. I am in a GOOD relationship. actually its pretty shittin amazing. robert is an amazing human being and a literally perfect boyfriend. he's the best thing tha...
Posted by brittany wears pantalones on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:27:00 PST

there are a few things you should know...

-my mom's cat casey reminds me of a fluffy pony. i call him "case in point" ...i guess that's it, really. I'm sorry to let you guys down. Although if anyone wants to fight about this whole misundersta...
Posted by brittany wears pantalones on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:16:00 PST

i enjoy me the whiskey

i do like whiskey, and i think it's written all over my face. why, you ask? because randoms strangers as well as people i know are always telling me that we have to pound some whiskey together. true, ...
Posted by brittany wears pantalones on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

Does anyone even read these when i write them?

Well I'm starting up an improv troupe. again. that makes me an "improviser". what the hell have i done with my life? i went from physics to biology to english and french lit to conducting to audio art...
Posted by brittany wears pantalones on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:53:00 PST

Stupid hygiene products

I'm sorry, but I really see nothing wrong with eating small quantities of shower gel.I watch my intake. Besides, if they don't want me to eat it, they shouldn't make it smell like a familiar...
Posted by brittany wears pantalones on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:31:00 PST

i went to work today. hungover. what?? no, seriously.

today i was at work, and i was humping this table we have in there  because my coworkers told me to (i do it real fast and they all think this is just hysterical, you see) and this old lady total...
Posted by brittany wears pantalones on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:43:00 PST