Chris Thom and the Famous Boxcar Charity Band

THE BOXCAR WAS FIRST CONCEIVED BY SIR LADY CHARLES CIRCA 1809 WHILST PONDERING THE IDEA OF PURCHASING A PICKLED EGG FROM THE BOARDROOM, CARLISLE. IT WASN'T UNTILL HE/SHE TEAMED UP WITH DOMINICK POO POO POO THAT THE FUCKER WAS DESIGNED, BUILT AND TRAVELLED UPON BY VARYING DEGREES OF HOBO UP AND DOWN, AROUND AND ACROSS THE UNITED STATES. IT WAS NOT CHEAP TO RUN AND BEFORE TOO LONG A CHARITY WAS SET UP TO ENSURE ITS LONG SUFFERING WHEELS WERE KEPT FIRMLY ON THE GREASY TRACKS. POPULARITY BEGAN TO MOUNT FOR THE WOODEN BEAST AND IT WAS SOON PROCLAIMED "FAMOUS" BY EVERY GIBBERING SANE MAN ACROSS THE GLOBE. (AND THE PROCLAIMERS). SO I THOUGHT IT WAS A FAIRLY GROOVEY NAME ANYWAY. I'M INTO MOST THINGS BUT THAT ONLY LANDS A BOY IN TROUBLE SO THESE DAYS I TEND TO SPEND MOST OF MY TIME HOWLING AT A LUMP OF CHEESE I FOUND CIRCULATING. I FIGURE IF I HOWL LONG ENOUGH IT WILL MATURE INTO A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER AND I CAN SPLURGE OFF THE PROFITS. JEREMY KYLE - DISCUSS. CAN ANYONE BORROW ME ANY MONEYI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4