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Averick

Tired.

About Me

I like bathing, pooping, eatting thai, challenging/disturbing people concepts of reality, knife throwing, sword-swallowing, anal-macheteing, parcheesi. My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Shock Jock
((61% dark, 50% spontaneous, 57% vulgar))
your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne BarrThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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My Interests

Photography, Drawing, Eatting, Sleeping, Counciling, Talking to deeper intellectuals, Aerobic exercise, Introverted-incessant cerebration, learning guitar, interpersonal-ego-self-reflective mimicry, religions, reading, congenital intermittent unholy explusion, AND THE FLUTE!!!

I'd like to meet:

diarrhea personified.

Music:

MUSIC NOWADAYS SUCKS!!! Tori amos, smashing pumpkins, bjork, the cure, fiona apple, incubus, david bowie, a perfect circle, tool, garbage, ani difranco, squirrel nut zippers, john williams orchestra, moby, madonna, and many many more...

Movies:

Howl's Moving Castle, Kill Bill, The Labyrinth, The Lord of the Rings, Magnolia, Pulp Fiction, Pirates of the Caribbean, Anything with Hannibal Lecter, Spirited Away, Aeon Flux (the cartoons), Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

Television:

The discovery channel, cnn, cartoon network

Books:

Tao Te Ching, Stones From the River, The DaVinci Code, The Chronicles of Narnia, Calvin and Hobbes, Ann Rice, JRR Tolkien, some Ayn Rand and HP Lovecraft.

Heroes:

Weird Al, Stupendous Man, John Waters, Quentin Taratino, Peter Jackson, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, AND MOSTLY OF ALL--JUDI DENCH!!

My Blog

Tabula Rasa

So, i was talking to M about 2 hours yesterday, and she told me about this place...   I always knew about this, but i didn't think people i know would actually get into this!!  I am so ...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:18:00 PST