I am Roy Biggins and I own and operate the most successful airline on Nantucket island, Aeromass. We outnumber that rinky dink number over there, Sandpiper Air. If those Hackett boys were smart, they'd sell it to me...but if wasn't for their 'pride' and 'hard work' it would be mine. Suckers. I was raised on this island and went to school with most of these numbskulls at the airport. I am also proud to say that I own the only purple El Camino on the island. I live with my mother Eleanor 'Bluto' Biggins and have a son, RJ. My ex Sylvia married some hotshot plastic surgeon in Boston while I'm stuck with inflatable women. I am also a gourmet cook and have a lovely singing voice. And yes, this is my real mustache.
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