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howard the not so effing coward

Xtremes Suck! Xtreme Killa!

About Me

Im zack howard. i have the best girlfriend in the world. she has a big ass and sum nice B38 titis. Just the other day i was titi fucking her. it was great. but her friedns are fucked up. you got lauren whos a snot-nosed bitch. julie who is just a lil bit ugly. and i dunno. did i mention that i cheated on nikki with sum1 while she was in michigan? well yah thats my life a real P.I.M.P. WELL YAH AND I REALLY FUCKING HATE THE XTREMES. XTREMES CAN FUCKING SUCK MY 2 INCH DICK! ME AND MY MASTER DILLON DEJESUS WILL KICK ALL THEM POLAK ASSES. XTREME KILLA 4 LIFE

My Interests

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What does your birth month reveal about you?

April
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.

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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: brown
Height:: 5'8
Favorite Color:: red
Screen Name:: Jim j0hans0n
Favorite Band:: Fall Out Boy
Favorite Movie:: Little Nikki
Favorite Show:: Family Guy
Your Car:: Firebird
Your Hometown:: Burbank
Your Present Town:: Burbank
Your Crushes First Name:: Stefani
Your Grade:: 8
Your Style:: preppy
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes
Danced in a public place?: yes
Smiled for no reason?: yes
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes
Peed your pants after age 8?: nope
Written a song?: no i tried
Sang to someone for no reason?: yes
Performed on a stage?: once
Talked to someone you don't know?: yes all the time
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: nope
Made out in a theatre?: no
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: no
Been in love?: yes
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: agnes
Tell you, I love you?: evelyn and agnes
Kiss you?: sadly i dont remember
Hug you?: evelyn
Tell you BYE?: evelyn and agnes
Write you a note?: joanna
Take your photo?: idk
Call your cell phone?: dont have 1
Buy you something?: dillon
Go with you to the movies?: joey and dillon
Sing to you?: idk
Write a poem about you?: no1
Text message you?: NO1 NO PHONE
Touch you?: agnes
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: wen i found out krystel had to run the mile for track
Time you cried?: idk almost on 4/10/06
Movie you watched?: Benchwarmers
Joke you told?: your mama is so fat she had to use map quest to find her vagina
Song you've sang?: move along all american rejects
Time you've looked at the clock?: now 9:43 p.m
Drink you've had?: monster
Number you've dialed?: amy jo a.k.a lily
Book you've read?: the diary of anne frank so boring
Food you've eaten?: ice cream cone
Flavor of gum chewed?: orbit
Shoes you've worn?: vans
Store you've been in?: gloria jeans
Thing you've said?: thx for the ride home
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: nope
Whistle?: yes
Blow a bubble?: yes just did
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yes
Cross your eyes?: yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: no
Dance?: yes
Gleek?: huh?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: hell yes try 62 hours
Speak a different language?: i no some words in other languages
Impersonate someone?: agnes
Prank call people?: yes
Make a card pyramid?: nvr tried
Cook anything?: yes
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: otter that would be big pimping
I wish ...: some1 said yes
So many people don't know that ...: otters are the greatest animal ever
I am ...: sexy
My heart is ...: idk dead
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You've been totally Bzoink*d
Your 2005 Song Is
Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz

"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."

In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain. What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
ABOUT
Name: Zack
Birthday: 4/7/92
Birthplace: burbank
Current Location: burbank
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: it changes from week 2 week
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: being around the person i like
Your Fears: dien young
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to have a relationship for more than a month
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: thats nice
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it 5 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: tell me
Your Bedtime: wenever
Your Most Missed Memory: idk joe
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: tell me
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: not really
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: idk
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: peacefully asnd not single
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: idk yet
What country would you most like to Visit: zimbabwe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: around mine
Weight: wat their weight should be
Best Clothing Style: preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: like 5 mostly download
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i think a lot

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Arto
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sum girl with bigger tits tan my gf's

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Dillon because im his bitch.