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Curly D ©

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About Me



HEY, TRY MY NEW ENERGY DRINK! HYPERFUSION!!!

IF YOU ARE INTO FITNESS AND HEALTH, CURLY HAS ALL THE ANSWERS TO LIFE'S FITNESS MYSTERIES!All you really need is to watch all my shows, and buy all my products! Because you CAN overcome your fitness troubles!!!
MY PRODUCTS CAN ONLY ORDERED ON YOUR INFOMERCIAL NETWORK! TUNE IN EVERY NIGHT BETWEEN 3 and 6AM!!

More Videos soon to come!
Here's What started it all Ladies and Gentlemen, The Stomach Track!!!, It put Curly D On The Map!! .. ^CURLY D's - STOMACH TRACK^ ..^CURLY D - BLOOPER REEL^.. ..CURLY D - PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT^.. ..^CURLY D - DEAL OF DARKNESS^http://CurlyD.vidiLife.com

My Interests

My interests are mostly MONEY!!
We all love it! I also love Cocaine (just kidding, Fitness, Body Building are what counts! By the way I'm a 5 Time Body Building Champion, and a 3 Time Mr. Universe, So watch Yourself, Also I'm just the greatest Informercial Guru This side of India, I love that state.

So Take care, and remember fitness is what counts! Not cocaine!

I'd like to meet:

Always up for meeting new coke whores who like to party always ready to have a good time. Ms. Hilton, Ms. Lohan, Give Ol' Curly D a ring, I have a big penis and a big bag of Coke, so Look it Up, I'm in the book, Give me a ring, I'll be waiting by the phone, with a gun...

Music:

I really Like Take On Me by Ah Ha

Movies:

Ol' Curly Really can't sit still for a long period of time, So I don't watch many movies, or I just catch pieces, I really enjoy that Children's Tale ScarFace, and Back Door Sluts 9, good stuff, I can sit and watch a good porno though that's for sure, So join me will you?, Curly's got a Penis, so Blow it?, That's what My mom always taught me, I think...Have a good day Sir/Ma'am... One day I will have a DVD of all my infomercials, as well as a full lengh movie of a Biography of myself, my success stories, and my struggles. Supplies will be limited.

Television:

My INFOMERCIALS and ME!!!! Miami Vice, and Anything I'm In, Did I mention I'm an Infomercial Guru?, What you need, Stomach Track? Energy Drinks?, PowerSacks?
I got it all, I slang, so let's deal!

Books:

Curly D DOES NOT Read, I tried once, but then I blacked out, and woke up In a garbage Dump, Bloody, Ragged, Smelling of cheap booze, and Men, I have no Clue what happened, But apperently Reading involves your ass bleeding for 3 days, So never again I say!, Green Eggs and Ham my ass...

Heroes:

Richard Simmons, The Juice Man, Don West, Tony Montana (He's real, I swear, I met him), and Of Course Most Of All, Myself Curly D, The greatest Man ever invented By humans, on the planet earth.

Also my grandfather, GRANDPA D.
This is Grandpa D

My Blog

TIME FOR A CHANGE! HERE IT IS!!

I have to say, this is a very exciting time for all of us here at CURLY D Enterprises! We are finally getting off of our asses, and away from our wonderful drugs and money....or uhh, fitness products ...
Posted by Curly D © on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 04:22:00 PST

I AM FROM HOLLYWOOD! I AM A FUCKING STAR!! ADD ME!

I AM FAMOUS! I AM CURLY FUCKING D!ADD ME TO YOUR LIST OF FRIENDS!
Posted by Curly D © on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:10:00 PST