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Andrew Explosion

13 angels standing guard 'round the side of your bed.

My Interests

Music:

Way too many bands to list.

Movies:

You name a movie and Ive most likely seen it.

Television:

Undergrads, Clerks, south park, IRON CHEF!, cooking shows are fun because I can cook up some mean food.

Books:

Scarlet letter, Lord of the rings, The hobbit

Heroes:

I'm selling a complete fixed gear. It is totally ready to ride and will probably kill you.I pushed it into a bike shop recently to have the rear wheel trued. At the bottom of my receipt it read, 'My advice, get a new bike.' So, I am. And maybe you are too! He was reserved enough not to use the words 'death' or 'trap,' but I'm not!The frame is probably an old Raleigh that could have been worth something. It's rattlecanned and chipping rapidly. The paint is almost completely gone where my car's bike rack grips. There are, however, parts of the bike that are still entirely painted.Looking a little deeper, the headset is completely fucked. Unless you can ride a unicycle, you can't ride this bike with no hands. I'm expecting something terrible to happen in the headset in the next few rides that will pitch me onto the pavement. For the right price, this could be you!Also, the pedals were never supposed to house toe cages. So, the cages are kind of ruined and inoperable. Sometimes when I'm skidding, my front foot will almost slip out and I'll get all wobbly before righting myself. During these moments, my eyes are usually plate-wide with terror. This could be your terror!There are still front and rear brakes installed, because it was always kind of a half-assed conversion. These could definitely be removed, though. The bike shop guy even tightened up the rear brakes for me. You could be the only fixie rider in SF with fully functional rear brakes.But the brake cables are also completely shot, so I wouldn't count on it.The handlebar tape is falling off and one of the plugs is missing.Also, I don't remember what kind of cranks are on it but the pedals are super long. Every now and then when you're riding they slam off the ground and get more ruined. Again, there's some aspect of terror here.The gear ratio is 52/20. The rear tire is flat and the Presta valve is broken off.This bike is what my brother affectionately refers to as a 'time bomb.' Why? Because there's no track hub or cog. Actually, there's a freewheel with loctite in it. So far, I've been able to learn how to ride fixed on this setup without it falling apart. But someday it will. And when it does, someone is going to get fucking screwed.I paid $80 for it 8 months ago in Buffalo. Considering we're in San Francisco, the asking price is $350. I think that's only fair.

My Blog

Wrote some lyrics(kinda cliche I will warn you)

You left me in a way that the sun leaves the day. What started as a yell was whispered away. A gradual loss of the things I treasure most all they do is haunt me like a ghost. I want to go back to a ...
Posted by Andrew Explosion on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:54:00 PST

One of the many reasons I hate ft. collins.

The People! Imagine walking around seeing many Jocky guys walking around with their friends who are just as jocky as they are. Some would make perfectly good abercrombie models then others just big sh...
Posted by Andrew Explosion on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:26:00 PST

today was awesome.

This morning I woke up to a phone call from a place I applied for a job. I really want to work there and they want me to come in for an interview. So the morning was awesome. Then I went and got some ...
Posted by Andrew Explosion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

College

I can't beleive it but it happened. I am finished with highschool. Today was my last day. I am a college kid now. I gotta admit Ive had some weird feelings today. After my last class today I almost fe...
Posted by Andrew Explosion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Weekday Drinking Team

Haha. This weekend was so awesome. I know CSU will rock next year with the parties my older brother throws. Weekday drinking team is the best Idea ever.
Posted by Andrew Explosion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Shit

Time passes by quickly, but not freaking quick enough. there is 15 days of school left until Exams. I could care less about my homework and stuff and I still have a 3.7 GPA. This summer is going to fu...
Posted by Andrew Explosion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST