When I die, here’s how I want my funeral.I would like Michael Scott to fashion my coffin from Dunder Mifflin paper boxes and duct tape. My pillow will be the cushion from my chair (product # 497 –A8).I want it to be 6’8†long and 3’ wide with ventilation holes in case I come back to life for some reason.I would like to be buried with several things.1) My lover’s cat and/or my lover
2) My bobblehead
3) A cd of the Grassroots “Golden Grass†as well as anything by White Zombie
4) Michael Scott’s hair lock
5) My 2005 Pennsylvania State Fair prize winning beet “The Governatorâ€
6) My spud gun
7) My lover’s Bible
8) My album of sales awards, high school diploma, 2 year Associates degree in Business, business cards
9) Death certificate
10) Garlic
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Dwight K. Schrute
Movies:
Super Troopers, About a Boy, The Last King of Scotland, Amelie
Television:
The Office
Books:
Vernon God Little, In Cold Blood, The Kite Runner, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
