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Kateski

What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks? The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechau

About Me

Just call me the energizer bunny. I have plans for just about every minute of every day. If you want to hang out, please evite me, because I respond best to far advance notice of events via cheesy internet invites and responses. I'm originally a Sconnie, lived in the enemy's territories (Vikings & Bears) and I'm now in Tennessee enjoying the milder temps of the south. I laugh at the news when the schools close for 1/8th inch of snow and wish that I could be so lucky to get out of work.I love my job even when it's absolutely insane and I'm ready to 5S the world. I like to hang out with college kids, especially little engineers and relive the memories of being on 'double secret probation' while yet encouraging professionalism.My cat rocks my face off and sunshine makes me giddy. If you leave me a ridiculous message, I'll love you even more than I do now.

My Interests

Sheepshead, Dracula, Dressing up, Building forts, Captain Morgan, Rock concerts, Wine, Reminiscing about The OCT, Good Hair, Becoming a better breakdancer

I'd like to meet:

A Peach or two.

Music:

3 Doors Down, AC/DC, Ozzy, Incubus, Tantric, The Cars, George Thorogood, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, First Round Failure, The Doors, Rob Zombie, Sevendust, Led Zepplin, Beastie Boys, Tesla, and anything I can shake my ass to!

Movies:

Young Guns I & II, Tommy Boy, Tombstone, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Almost Famous, High Fidelity, Dazed and Confused, Shrek

Television:

The Office, 24, Grey's Anatomy

Books:

Stephen King, Gregory Maguire, Dan Brown

Heroes:

The Orkin Man, Jack Bauer

My Blog

Food & Grass

Happy thoughts on the south today:1. Deep Fried Pickles2. Red Velvet Cake3. Chick-fil-A4. Fried Okra5. People mowing their lawns in Feb (WTF?)Obviously I like some food in the south, even if my Dad ye...
Posted by Kateski on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST

Highlights of the Holidays

Because writing a two-week blog would take too long, here is a list of highlights from my travels back to WI/IL for the Holidays (in order of occurance).*"Rock 'N Roll!!!!!" "Love has no bor...
Posted by Kateski on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

Monster in my hometown

This is just way too funny. Of course we add this to the reasons my hometown makes the news:1. Tornados (sad, but true)2. Drugs and bomb threats3. Girls huffing in their car and then lighting up ciga...
Posted by Kateski on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST

Kitten Freeze Photo Shoot

Every girl wants her own photoshoot.  Why should Akasha be any different?What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.What does a cat like to eat on ...
Posted by Kateski on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

Great Ghoulfreesboro

Who can seriously argue that Halloween is not the coolest holiday?I had another phenomenal Halloween season. Unfortunately, I didn't get to go home, hit up the Hartford Haunted Houses, do the corn m...
Posted by Kateski on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:44:00 PST

Van treats?

If there was an old, blue-striped conversion van driving down your cul-de-sac playing happy clown music, would you let your kids buy ice-cream from the people inside?  Meet my local ice-cream tru...
Posted by Kateski on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST

Goodbye Midwest! (I *heart* Rockford)

Dearest Midwest ladies & fellas:I will miss you like a college kid would miss beer, like a mouse would miss cheese and like Mike F. will miss hot dogs. I'm leaving in 3.5 days to move my life down...
Posted by Kateski on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:31:00 PST

Sum-Sum-Suma-time

14 things I've learned or re-realized this past week: 1. Summertime not only means that you expose more skin to the opposite sex, but it also means you expose more skin to bugs and the elements. ...
Posted by Kateski on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:49:00 PST

Robot hazing a farce

Attention Onion Readers!UW-Madison's Xi Chapter of Theta Tau is deeply concerned by the recent allegations of hazing of Robot American pledges at our MIT chapter. Please be assured that these action...
Posted by Kateski on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:04:00 PST

Trapped!!

Damn you Pat McCurdy!!  I wouldn't have driven 1.5 hours to Wind Lake, WI last night to see your show if you wouldn't have moved your show in Madison on Valentine's Day to Menomonee, WI.&nbs...
Posted by Kateski on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:31:00 PST