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deandallasbentley

SHH!...what the ..@*%! was that?!?!

About Me

wannabe poet. village idiot savante. drunken samurai. Nightmares' net minder. drummer of C'mon, Monster Voodoo Machine and All Systems Go!.

My Interests

people watching. goaltending. staring and poking obsessively at cuts and bruises on my body. drumming. in that order.

I'd like to meet:

the rest of the 1920 Winnipeg Falcons.

Music:

yeah, it's allright. i keep time, sit between the pipes with wood in hand(s), Sawchuk/Hasek/Moon/Bonham style, third defenceman for Monster Voodoo Machine, Raggadeath, Damn 13, Vivian George, The Ropes, The Rat Pack, All Systems Go!, Adam Franklin, Lindy, Felix Liberty, Maps Of The Night Sky, Automatic Dub Riot, z'Houndz, Pokerface and, ultimately...C'mon!

Movies:

smoke & mirrors. "trick photography". red herrings. ah, what fun...

Television:

jeopardy, the (original) iron chef, mythbusters, hockey night in canada, arrested development, CTV news with Ken Shaw and Christine Bentley (no relation).

Books:

benjamin hoffs' the tao of pooh.

Heroes:

Robert Capa. Joe Strummer.

My Blog

FUCK Vixens in Fredericton!!

..> our night at this shithole of a club started with a noise complaint before we had even loaded our gear in...the two hags who ran Vixens apparently had a house P.A. that we weren't allowed to us...
Posted by deandallasbentley on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:06:00 PST

sunday hockey pt.4

today there was a double-header for dallasand a return to form. that is... sunday hockey.the boys must have missed me cause they spent a tremendous effort peppering me with pucksinto my gloveoff my bl...
Posted by deandallasbentley on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:28:00 PST

sunday hockey pt.3 - THE EXCLAIM CUP

went in cold, minute seven - period two.down two.le jeu finale. exclaim cup Eh Division.the nightmares may have thought this match a dream(we made it seem easy 24 hours prior)but suddenly they were ha...
Posted by deandallasbentley on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST

sunday hockey pt.2

Desrochers was in the dressing room with his coat off by the time he realised he was supposed to pick me up. thus, not lots of time to stretch.due to low turnout, the usual teams were mixed up. i play...
Posted by deandallasbentley on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:59:00 PST

sunday hockey pt.1

six p.m. every week.preceded this weekend with saturday hockey at ten pm followed by sunday hockey at three pm EDT.i wear a black jersey. we play against white jerseys.sometimes we win, sometimes we c...
Posted by deandallasbentley on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:22:00 PST

weight a minute

this kind of snowingreminds me of weight.maybe my studies of science have all but melted awaylike so many other little grey snowflakes in my brainbut it's possible some do remain.(i have no control ov...
Posted by deandallasbentley on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:54:00 PST