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Kelly

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About Me


My name is Kelly.
I am 31.
I am a mom.
I am an auntie.
I am a high school English teacher.
I am a soccer coach.
I am an actress.
I am a director.
I am a photographer.
I am five feet tall...or short.
I am divorced.
I am very different from most California locals.
I am a cub scout den leader.
I am honest.
I am a pretty good cook.
I am sensitive.
I am talented.
I am goal-oriented.
I am creative.
I am passionate.
I am driven.
I am sensual.
I am a good conversationalist.
I am intelligent.
I am a little bit conceited.
I love soccer.
I love my kids.
I love singing.
I love kissing.
I love performing for an audience.
I love my family.
I love sleeping in.
I love my family's cabin in Minnesota.
I love reading.
I love the theater.
I love going to the movies.
I love writing with Sharpies.
I love theme parks.
I hate flakiness.
I hate liars.
I hate cheaters.
I hate players.
I hate games.
I hate bad hygeine.
I hate when people over the age of 20 use gasgsta street slang.
I hate that my body is getting old before I'm ready.
I hate it when I realize that all a man wants out of me is sex.
I hate that no one ever has time to do anything.
I hate that I am attracted to workaholics.
I hate when people abuse the term "I Love You."
I get my feelings hurt easily, but I play it off really well.
I never really grew up.
I had braces in junior high and my teeth are still straight...AND cavity-free!
I have only REALLY been in love once.
I suck at "the game".
I "get" teenagers; that's why I teach high school.
I meant my wedding vows when I said them.
I would love to have a little girl someday.
I might be too busy for you.
I have lived in California my entire life.

My Interests

"Wherever you wander, wherever you roam, be happy and healthy, and glad to come home."
-a plaque that hangs in my family cabin

"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesnt' happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But then things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand"
-The Velveteen Rabbit

"There is a right way to break up with someone, and it doesn't include post-its."
-Sex and the City

I'd like to meet:

You tell me...

Create Your Own!

I want to find a guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot,
who calls me back when I hang up on him,
who will stay awake just to watch me sleep,
who kisses my forehead,
who wants to show me off to the world,
who doesn't mind seeing me when when I am in my sweats,
who holds my hand in front of his friends,
who thinks I'm just as pretty without makeup on,
who is constantly reminding me of how much he cares about me and how lucky he is to have me,
and who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
God, I miss that...

Music:

Showtunes.
Punk.
Heavy metal.
Hard rock.
Alternative.
Swing.
Oldies.
70's.
80's.
90's.
Pop.
Country. That is Rob, Martha, and Emylee's fault!

Movies:

If it makes me laugh, cry, reminisce, or think...it's a film for me.

Television:

Army Wives
How I Met your Mother.
2 1/2 Men.
House
The New Adventures of Old Christine.
24.
American Idol.
CSI Miami.
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.

Books:

VC Andrews.
Amy Tan.
Marian Keyes.
Brad Listi.
Elie Wiesel.
John Steinbeck.
Emily Dickinson.
Edgar Allen Poe.

Romance.
Fiction.
Classics.
Biographies.

Heroes:

Julie Andrews.
Idina Menzel.
Val Kilmer.
Bob Hood.
Jim Reda.
My mom.
My doctor.
My kids.
Kasey Adler.
The students and actors who have brought my shows to life.

My Blog

My Profile

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Posted by Kelly on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:40:00 PST

A Religious Experience

Today was mother's day.  I took mine to see Wicked at the Pantages in LA.  I have seen 100 plays.  I have been in almost that many.  I don't know what it was about this show...or t...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

DO SOMETHING GOOD!!!!

My kids and I each made a donation.  Go to American Idol.com and make a donation to needy children around the world and here in the US.  If you didn't watch the "Idol Gives Back" show tonigh...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

Saving Charlyne

I played hooky today.  Okay, not really (it is only one day back from vacation, right?) but I wasn't at school. Yesterday my principal forwarded an email from another school in our district to my...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

Aidan's Celebrity Look-Alikes

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Posted by Kelly on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:18:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-Alikes

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Posted by Kelly on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:13:00 PST

Asher's Celebrity Look-Alikes

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Posted by Kelly on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST

This, too....

Last night my sister, her friend Susan, and I cut a rug at the Stampede in Temecula.  I must say that it's the first time I've been line dancing since actually LIKING country music :)  It wa...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:04:00 PST

So...

I've been kind of over the daily update thing for a while, but I had to brag a bit about today.  My soccer team (not the one I coach, the one I play on) beat the team that has won league every se...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:58:00 PST

This wasn't what I meant by adventure.

ADVISORY=Not for the faint-of-heart or weak-of-stomach. 5:11 AM only a few winks of sleep tonight.  Why?  Well, after an early evening of minor, silly drama, things, unfortunately, got serio...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PST