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About Me

I enjoy a nice pair of pants. They have to fit kind of snug, so I can't shop at Old Navy or the Gap. This is painful sometimes because their prices are so affordable... I also enjoy a good, thin t-shirt. 100% cotton is for fatties, though. I'm talking about a good, thin, 50/50 blend t-shirt like the kind Kings of Leon or maybe the guy from that 70's show might wear. I'm glad I don't live in a high cool guy area, I would have major t-shirt envy...Kings of Leon look pretty cool. I like the fact that they are so slender and their t-shirts and jeans are painted right on there. They have nice hair on their heads and faces, too. I think I remember seeing a picture in Magnet or Spin or maybe Mojo magazine, where one or maybe even two of the guys had a handlebar moustache. I was like, wow, I like the hair above their necks alot...yeah. Shoes are really hard to find. I have really wide feet and don't care for that many styles going around today. Kings of Leon must have really cool shoes. I never saw a picture below their knees, but I'm just assuming their feet look as good as the rest of their bodies. Maybe some or all of them wear cowboy boots. I'm sure at least one wears a nice, slick boot from time to time. I wonder if the singer likes peirogies. Mrs. T's Peirogies are my favorite. They are cheap and not that bad fat wise. I also like the fact that Mr. T's wife or mother might have something to do with the peirogie company. I often think it would be neat if I went to Mr.T's house for dinner and his wife served me a plate of peirogies...I wonder if the singer for Kings of Leon likes his peirogies with just butter and pepper, this is the best way for me. I don't wear sunglasses.

My Interests

I'm interested in having interests someday but for now it's all about the new Jesus Christ.

I'd like to meet:

Jon Anderson or Wes Anderson or Some Anderson

Music:

The Beach Boys, Yes, Midnight Dirtnap, Flaming Lips, Grizzly Bear, Zoo Aminals, David Bowie, Harry Nilsson, Devendra Banhart, Duece of Hazzard, Television, Bob Dylan, Jam Morrison, John Cale, Built to Spill, The Who, Beachwood Sparks, The Kinks, Pantaloon Baboon, Jewish Jacknife, The Sea And Cake, The Cure, Lou Reed, Of Montreal, Cat Power, Leonard Cohen, M.T. Bearington's Shortpants Romance, Will Oldham, Neutral Milk Hotel, Randy Newman, June of 44, Jesus Paves, James Brown, Pavement, Van Morrison, Silver Jews, Queen, Roy Orbison, Rolling Stones, Zed Leppelin, Weezer, Radiohead, The X-Ray Dudes, Talking Heads, Joanna Newsom, Ex Leper, Moss Icon, Born Against, Into Another, Indian Rugburn, Strokes, The Zombies, Dinosaur Jr., The Beatles, Modest Mouse, The Hated, Marvin Gaye, Cap'n Jazz, Joan of Arc, ELO, Neil Young, The Smiths, Gastr Del Sol, Jerk-off my heart, Weigh Down, Kimono Draggin, Crooked Hook, Titles, Diamond J and the Rough, Hotel, Mountain Movers, Tradesmen,

Movies:

Krull, All Wes Anderson movies, The Elephant Man, Holy Grail, Half-Baked, Wet Hot American Summer, Big Fish, The Jerk, Easy Money, City of Lost Children, Popeye, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Airplane, The Straight Story, Blind: Video Days, Magnolia, Mask.

Television:

The State, Family Guy, Sifl and Olly, Strangers with Candy, All in the Family, Fear Factor, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Tenacious D, Mary Hartman Mary Hartman, Aqua Teen, South Park, Get Smart.

Books:

The Mojo Bible, Passion on Paradise Peninsula, The Run Away Beard, State By State with the State, Everybody Breathes, The Hidden Moustache, Boobs: the 8th Wonder, How I Mounted the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, Armidilloes are People too, The Book.