I like:
Drinking
Smoking
Sex
Writing
Reading
Painting
Photography
I hate:
Money
Religion
Marriage
Obligation
Television
People
Here's what it boils down to. I spend my days wasting away on the inside and out. I speed up the process by chain smoking, drinking 5 nights out of the week, and ensuring I ingest an inhuman amount of caffeine on a daily basis. I work as little as possible and am impatiently waiting for the apocalypse. My mood ranges from angry to slightly less angry and I am always willing to tell you my views on marriage, money, procreation, and why I probably hate you. I give the seven deadly sins my support. Who isn't proud to be a fat, horny, money hungry jerk off that's jealous of everybody and too lazy to do anything about it? I get my kicks from stomping the hopes of optimistic people and shit talking. I am very thankful that thought bubbles aren't real because I have a hard enough time keeping a job as it is what with the consistent tardiness and hangovers. Most credit agencies have my number on speed dial and my bank account is usually overdrawn. I despise ignorance, stupidity, and Texas in general. I have a tendency to ramble and say absolutely nothing. This rambling will come in handy when I get around to writing my book about what a pathetic string of unfortunate events my life has become. I'm driving without a license because I never bothered to go to driving retraining...again. And I'm pretty sure that my insurance has recently been cancelled. Basically, I am a general disappointment to my family, friends, and what society had planned for me. What matters most though is that I think I'm pretty awesome...so fuck off.
We owe so much money we're not broke, we're broken
We're so poor we can't even pay attention.
I was a loner until there were no friends left
And before someone offered me drugs
You know I was straight edge
And everyones quit 'til you offer them a cigarette
Before we learn our lesson
Lets see how bad things can get
And I'll drink myself to death
Or at least I'll drink myself to sleep
Chain smoke my way through the gaps inbetween
My aspirations and my apathy
As we drive past the last exit to home
I am waving good bye
and I might be sleepin in the ditch tonight
But it's alright
Cuz whiskey is my kind of lullaby
I was sober all morning
'til I woke up this afternoon
And before someone offered me a job
You know I was gonna get one soon
and everyone in this town sleeps
til the calendar collides with june
before the booze wears off lets take another shot or two
And I'll drink myself to death
Or at least I'll drink myself to sleep
Chain smoke my way through the gaps inbetween
My aspirations and my apathy
As we drive past the last exit to home
I am waving good bye
And I might be sleepin in the ditch tonight
But it's alright
Cuz whiskey is my kind of lullaby
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