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Patrick The Bear

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

About Me

tattoo artist at Trinity tattoo co in longwood florida.(trinitytattoo.com) vote for trinity tattoo on orlando's A-list!!! on wesh.com!!! Click here to vote for trinity on the A-list! former and future hot rodder.i like monkeys.hot ass pinstripes, my van, hoss. my old kawasaki makes me happy on some weird level because ive had it since i was 19.i like all manner of firearms. i also like ratrods. im sarcastic. fat.hate shopping. like a good haircut, but only in moderation (thanks Tom!) i like food. i also dig my girlfriend.shes pretty rad.i like to follow the law.im not a criminal.im a patriot.i fucking LOVE the U.S.A. Im southern. Born in Ga and raised all over the place, but if you drank my blood im sure it would taste a bit like sweet tea.not sure. fishing . damn i love fishing. i could care less if i catch one fish..its being out there that matters. flat black paint. i love that too. O.D. green flat paint. also love that stuff. i also love lowercase I's. damn im fat. wow. fat.

My Interests

bikes.cars.jeeps.bikes.art.

I'd like to meet:

people.monkeys.gods.whatever.new friends, old friends...uninhibited peoples. people who resemble anime/cartoons. zombie strippers. vampires. werewolves.the blob. sergei siminov,professor x, logan, jean grey,willy wonka, Jim Henson,Tom Aria, Kerry King,Glenn Danzig, Lords Of Acid,aliens,John Browning, Samuel Colt.The dear little baby jesus, in his little baby jesus manger, looking at his baby einstein toys learnin his shapes and colors.Dale earnhardt. Anyone from the conuntry of WHAT. meeting don hertzfeldt might be cool too. willie nelson. Tommy chong, Cheech marin. R Lee Ermey....we have the same middle name.. thats cool. Akira . Motoko Kusinagi. Fae Valentine.Zeus.Athena.the flying spaghetti monster.the easter bunny, santa, The devil, and or demons that put dinosaur bones in the earth to fool us into believing science instead of creationism. Charles Darwin. Lucy. Archaeopteryx, Spock, Kirk, That wonderful little swishy pants sulu.*fabulous!!!* Zephram Cochran, Heiseneberg, and his wonderous uncertainty principle. Buck Rogers.Roy Rogers, Kenny rogers. Burt Reynolds. All of the dead fat comedians that have passed. The guys down at OCC, Jessee James, and other assorted badass hoodlums and Hussies.

Music:

outlaw country, rockabilly/psychobilly, old metal,punk,and classic rock.blues, and well, some mc chris and beastie boys.

Movies:

clash of the titans, alien, akira, brother bear, windwalker, flash gordon, all of the starwars movies. duh. ghost in the shell 1&2,phantasm,corvette summer,dawn of the dead (original)spirited away,nausica valley of the wind,the iron giant,the muppet movie,the dark crystal,FULL METAL JACKET,appleseed,romperstomper,american history x,under the rainbow,ice pirates,master and commander,the black hole,any disney cartoons...Idiocracy.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Inuyasha.Lexx,farscaape. Anything on adult swim.full metal alchemist,ghost in the shell,family guy,futurama,cowboy bebop,startrek.eureka ,Samurai 7

Books:

1984, george orwell, call of cthulu, howard phillips lovecraft.the never ending story, michael ende.watership down,richard adams.hannibal

Heroes:

my dad, My grandpa, H.R.Giger. ,Herman Miller,. Mies Van Der Rohe.Lyle Tuttle.spider webb.stan,good tattoo artists everywhere.

My Blog

another one.

well, my grandmas dog, beethoven, a wonderful dog,....died from a rattlesnake bite on the 28th. going after a rattlesnake that was about to bite my dad. got his face in front of it and caught a nose f...
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:06:00 PST

NOW I KNOW WHAT END OF THE STICK.

THE SHITTY END. apparently i cannot afford a new car. ill wait til the harley is fully paid off. then im getting either a 1500 chevy, or a colorado, or a panel hhr.
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST

Im forgetful

my brain just doesnt want to remember shit. my memory is as bad as a pothead.   but other than that, I cant complain. things are for once, not looking too shabby.   Riding to daytona tomorro...
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

Sadie "tater" Rest In Peace.

 I remember when I first picked up my wonderful little dachshund.It was the summer of 1993, shortly after I had graduated Summerville High. She was in the dorchester county humane society, and I ...
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:25:00 PST

fuck

today I picked up jason to go to work, and on the way there, getting on the onramp for I-4 the latch on my hood gave way, smashing into my windshield and shattering it. I got the hood back down and we...
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

changed my myspace name

To my actual name. fuckin strange. it wont last long though.
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hoss.

seems as if i should be out working on the van right now, but im lazy. er rather exhausted from working 6 days a week. blah. well, maybe ill work on my bike also. lots to do. here i GO! weeee!
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn/

its busy at the shop right now, this past week ive been booked up straight. today i only had one appointment. still nice though
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

alive...

yeah.. im still alive. working my ass off y'all. ... suck.
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im so divorced as of friday.

the white trash whore can rot in hell for all I care. she almost made me hate women completely.fucking whore. women are so awesome.....one in particular....heh
Posted by Patrick The Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST