I am married. I love my wife. I love my family and friends. I am straightedge. I am a huge nerd.
Constructing a zombie proof home, wizardry, destroying things with my minions, and so on. Also, cocks.
Not females.
BRING ON THE DOODS!!
3 Inches of Blood
All Else Failed
All Out War
American Nightmare
Another Breath
Architect
Backstabbers Inc.
Betrayed
Beyondfall
Black SS
Blood Has Been Shed
Burnt By The Sun
Catharsis
Champion
Circa Survive
Coalesce
Creature
Curl Up and Die
Cursed
Damnation AD
Darkest Hour
Dead Hearts
Deadguy
Earth Crisis
Ed Gein
Explosions In The Sky
Fire When Ready
Gaza
God Speed You Black Emperor!
Harvest
Have Heart
High On Fire
The Hope Conspiracy
If Hope Dies
Immortal Technique
Integrity
Isis
Jimmy Eat World
Killswitch Engage
Life of Agony
Maharahj
Merauder
Minus The Bear
Modern Life Is War
Mogwai
Most Precious Blood
Municipal Waste
Neurosis
No Idols
Nora
Old Man Gloom
Overcast
Path of Resistance
Pelican
A Perfect Circle
PG.99
The Promise
Racetraitor
Reach The Sky
Red Sparowes
Ringworm
Sante Sangre
Saving Throw
Set Your Goals
Shadows Fall
Shai Hulud
Sick of It All
Sky Came Falling
Snapcase
Sparrows Swarm and Sing
Stretch Arm Strong
Supermachiner
This Day Forward
Transmission0
Turmoil
Unholy
Word As A Virus
Zion
Fight Club, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Caddyshack, Caddyshack 2, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, Toy Story, Ice Age, Shrek, Shrek 2, Saw, South Park, Airheads, Dirty Work, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, Almost Heroes, Short Circuit, Short Circuit 2, The Nighmare Before Christmas, Street Trash, Battle Royale, Cannibal Holocaust, Ichi The Killer, Zombie Lake, Oldboy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, Metalocalypse, Futurama, COPS, Any reality cops/swat/real tv type show.
Walking Dead, Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z.