.I love canada.
.When I can afford my own house, im making a room size fish tank.
.I'm 19.
.I was once the critically acclaimed "mr. snugglebearfreakinpantsman.
.My favorite band is falling into place.
.Tonite's Powerball jackpot is 204 Million Dollars.
.I'm pretty gassy.
.Mom says i have an ulcer in my throat, so I burp alot.
.My favorite song is 99 red ballons.
.If I melt (or explode), Julie gets my guitar.
.Sometimes, I wish I could take the easy way out.
.I mean...I wish I was an oscar mayer weiner.
.I was In the military (Navy).
.In fact, yesterday was my one year anniversary of getting out of the navy.
.Corey and Jason are my best friends. They just dont know it yet.
.I've broken more hearts than I have underwear.
.Im not proud of it.
.I've kissed more people than I can count.
.I'm completely ashamed of the last three statements.
.No, I dont deliver.
.I cry when I yawn.
.I'm trying to become a vegetarian.
.I have a tattoo that matches one of cookies.
.I have another tattoo that i got for amie, for valentines day. (explanation way below).
.I worked at ebgames.
.I have a crush on corey, and it makes him giggle.
.oh, oh, Corey wishes he was me.
.doesnt everyone?.
.gosh, i'm cocky.
.Steve from phantasm reminds me of sex, rock and roll, and emo.
.I have a xbox360, and you dont.
.I've never been arrested.
.I'll miss fester. He's my buddy.
.I'm a whiney bitch, I guess.
.I tried to sell my soul on ebay for lunch money.
.Ebay yelled at me.
.There were no bidders.
.Amie is probably cooler than you.
.I moon people with my hairy (glow in the dark) butt.
.I have an obsession with drawing cows.
.At times, I tend to be too easily influenced by friends.
.I want a hearse with a yeild sign that says "baby on board".
.Sweedish fish make me smile.
.I'm in college.
.I peirce myself quite often.
.My lipring got infected. Eeew. It tasted bad.
.Now I have snakebites.
.I still play on neopets. (soulbladegt)
.The nerdy cirle owns you. Deliver your soul.
.Chuck Norris is the mastermind behind the nerdy circle.
.I secretly listen to country and classical music.
.I have a crush on paul from silverstien.
.Im going to college to be a lawyer.
.I wish I was going for graphic design.
.Maybe they'll be proud of me someday.
.I've only gotten drunk once. It was fun.
.I dont care what anyone else says. I'm proud of myself.
.I'm obsessed with "friends".
.My old couches were both smelly. I miss them.
.AJ wants to marry Julia (so she says).
.But mostly, I love canada.
Random statement donators:
Amber O. Heatherdoll. Niki (TPR )
Julia.
Send me a random statement about myself, and I'll put it up. If it's true. Or If I wish it to be true.
sincerely,
~aj.
