Gweedo

If you havent noticed already i am a pug. I enjoy peing on everything i see and kicking my feet four hundred times after i do it. I like to sniff things, preferablly feet and do enjoy dining a dirty sock here and there. I love to hump other animals and human arms but my owner always yells at me for it. I was married once to a bitch names bella and popped 6 pups out of that bitch and havent payed a dime of dog support for em. I attended SUNY cortland with my father brandon where i was always trying to knock over beers, catch a contact high, and hump every bitch on the streets. and by bitch i mean female dog of course. I did some time in the cage for a few felony dumps i took on my owners shoes. I am part of the Armed Revolutionary Forces (ARF), a group that was organized to help pugs in need around the globe. unfortunately i can not tell you more we are a top secret society with many enemies such as the devious pit bulls. If you are a pug out there and you are interested in joining please speak to my leader ayatollah mugsy. As for work, i dont do much, i sit back collect checks, scratch my ears, and lick my balls all day while my goons run around and get their hands dirty. As far as food i am a big fan of human food and i tend to beg for it. Most of the time i stick to kibbles though, however i wont eat them out of the bowl, my owner has to dump them on the floor for me cause im kinky like that. I make a mean sauce. Oh yea i almost forgot to mention, i have a large lipstick ladys and animals.