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vik

Oh snap!

About Me

I like fireside chats, long walks on the beach, bacon sandwiches, and Tony Danza. I like to show off my ill moves on the dance floor, especially the ones I learned from Darren's Dance Grooves video tape. I'd have to say that my favorite things to do are chillin' hardcore, ice grillin' all the busters, and drivin' my car fast and silly. I probably have more nicknames than anyone. Just to name a few: Ill Vik, Toothpick Vik, VJ, Smoke Gainer, Diamond V Smoov, Gristle Vik, Hungry Vik, Sizzle Chest, Scrap Heap, Cruster, Just Vik, Vik-o-Lick, Smooth V, V-Love, Squirrel Master, and Vik the Wet Blanket. After a long day, nothing calms me down like listenin' to some dope beats and cookin' a ballin'-ass meal. If I could go back in time and be anbody, it would be Conan the Barbarian. He could smoke anybody.

My Interests

Cooking shows and beef jerky

I'd like to meet:

Joe Dirt... Aw dang man!

Music:

Hip-Hop, Trip-Hop, Break Beat... mostly ill stuff that makes me wanna bob my head, tap my feet, and slap the closest person to me...

Movies:

Anchor Man, Old School, Blazing Saddles, Naked Gun, and pretty much any movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger

Television:

Entourage, ATHF, Squidbillies, and anything with that gangsta-ass Martha Stewart.

Books:

what?

Heroes:

Leonard Washington, Gritz 'n Gravy, Tyrone Biggums, and Wilt Chamberlain