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Johnny Hazard

Give me a mask and I will tell you the truth.

About Me

Hey I'm Johnny. I live in Oregon City. That is in Oregon in case you dont know. Um... I like to play bass and guitar, and read a lot. I like guacamole and mustard and tofu. I'm vegetarian and like most animals more than most people. I dislike my gender and consider myself a feminist. I really like music and i think you should too. I like most genres but definetely prefer ska, punk, psychobilly,some classic rock, indie, folk, and glam. I really like to read. I especially like biographies, political novels, history (the real stuff, not your puked up, watered down textbook piece of shit you get at school), philosophy, and just a good story is always nice. I think emo is a boring imatation of life and those involved should get over their self-righteous vanity and do something worthwhile. Or if they wanna keep bitching they should off themselves when they see fit. I have a fervent faith in humanity and their abilities to make their own decisions void of government, dogma, or law. I have a deep belief that we can only have peace once we tear down the borders, and that a good start would be with our own country. I hope someday to be homeless and/or english teacher. I really like writing and hope that i can write a book someday. A band would be nice too. I also consider myself a cynic. Not only because I think it is the only real philosophy to live by, but because philologically it means "dog philosopher." And yes, I do believe that shitting on the floor is a substantial argument. Um... so that's me.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Music, politics, guitar, bass, a good book, culture, Nick Blinko, Banksy, psychology, anarchism, revolutions, sociology, vegetarianism, literature, and philosophy. Eddie Izzard is cool too: Do you have a flaaaaag?

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I'd like to meet:

-Old ladies that call me "hunny"-
-People that say "when the revolution comes" in regards to their dreams-
-Girls that smell like green tea and clove cigarettes-
-People who love glam rock and hate themselves for it-
-Anyone who plays acoustic guitar and solitaire when the power goes out-
-Girls with boys names-
-Anyone whose acoustic guitar is haunted by Phil Ochs-
-People that will get out of their car and stare a train in the face as it goes by.-
-People who love Ewan McGreggor movies-
-Ewan Mcgreggor-
-People who fuck to the sounds of Iggy Pop-
-Drunks that dance-
-Girls that can kick my ass-
-Anyone who gets the uncontrollabel urge to write things in the middle of the night-
-Anyone who hates realists-
-People who have PETA stickers, or Mad libs as tattoos-
-People who wear formal attire even though they're doing everyday things-

Music:

Cabaret-Punk: The World/Inferno Friendship Society, Mischief Brew, Dresden Dolls, The White Stripes, Jason Webley, Gogol Bordello White Stripes on Conan O'Brian

Add to My Profile | More Videos Punk: Crass, Zounds, Dirt, Subhumans, The Orphans, Agent Orange, Anthrax, Bad Brains, Bikini Kill, Anti-Product, Circle Jerks, Conflict, Dead Kennedys, Devo, Flowers in the Dustbin, The Ex, Forward, Flux of Pink Indians, Lost Cherrees, the Misfits, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, the Mob, Nausea, Rudimentary Peni, The Germs, The Cramps, The Adverts, Honey Bane, Omega Tribe, The Toy Dolls, Minor Threat The Toy Dolls

Add to My Profile | Nirvana - Man Who Sold The World

Add to My Profile | More Videos Folk: The Riot Folk Collective, Phil Ochs, Bob Dylan, some Against Me, Dragonzord, Defiance Ohio, Joan Baenz, Joni Mitchell, Woodie GuthrieClassic Rock: Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Beatles, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Styx, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, RushSka: The Specials, The English Beat, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, The Flatliners, The Toasters, Madness, Citizen Fish, Culture Shock, The Aquabats, the BodysnatchersPsychobilly: Demented Are Go, The Meteors, The Guanabatz, The Sharks, The Stray Cats, Torment, The Klingonz, The Krewmen, Batmobile, GorillaMisc: The International Noise Conspiracy, Public Enemy, THe Refused, Le Tigre, Nirvana, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rent, The Shins, Matisyahu, The Red Paintings, Rage Against the Machine, The RaconteursRage Against The Machine Sleep Now In The Fire

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Movies:

Velvet Goldmine, V for Vendetta, Better Off Dead, High Fidelity, Donnie Darko, Animal House, Count of Monte Cristo, Top Gun, Little Miss Sunshine, Garden State, The Edukators, Goodbye Lenin, What to do in Case of Fire, Airplane, Superhero Movies (most of them), The Party's Over..., Blues Brothers, Blues Brothers 2000, Trainspotting, Love and Death, A Place Called Chiapas, Life and Debt, The Discreet Charm of the Bougoisie, Being John Malcovich, The Assasination of Richard Nixon, The Machinist, Bukowski: Born Into This, Cannibal the Musical, But I'm a Cheerleader, Gods and Monsters, The Big LebowskiThat's all I can think of.

Television:

Colbert Report, Daily Show, Family Guy, some of the Adult Swim, Simpsons, House, Scrubs and VH1 Classics... that's about it.

Books:

Fast Food Nation, 1984, Farenheit 451, Steinbeck, Helter Skelter, Lexicon Devil, Che's Bio, Hearts In Atlantis, Hemingway, BRAVE NEW WORLD, Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, the Prince, Down and Out in London and Paris, Angels and Demons, Picture of Dorain Gray, We Got the Neutron Bomb, Slaughterhouse Five, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Nietzsche, People's History of the United States, Rolling Nowhere, Steal this Book, Grendel, anything Emma Goldman, Johnny Got His Gun, Cat's Cradle, Primal Screamer, Motorcycle Diaries, Handmaid's Tale, Best Democracy Money Can Buy, THEM, The Feminine Mystique, War and Peace, Catcher in the Rye, The Princess Bride, The Count of Monte Cristo, Evasion, The Grand Chessboard, The Dispossessed, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Zen & Art of Motorcycle Maitenance, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, The Doors of Perception. And you gotta love listenin to X and curling up with a good ole Cometbus issue.

Heroes:

Noam Chomsky Interview By Zach De La Rocha

Add to My Profile | More VideosJon Stewart, Iggy Pop, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Darby Crash, Jerry Dammers, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, Phil Ochs, the members of the Crass Collective, Bob Marley, Mike Watt, Che Guevara, Aaron Cometbus, Ernest Hemmingway, Fidel Castro, Riot Folk Singers, Karl Marx, John Lennon, Brian Setzer, Frank Sinatra, Public Enemy, Zack de la Rocha, Marc Bolan, David Bowie Howard Zinn, Nick Blinko, Hippolyte Havel, Fransisco Ferrer, The Raspberry Sorbet Lady, Grandpa, Salad Fingers, Tommy, Zapatistas, and Squatters...

My Blog

Spontanteous Blog Poem

..> Ok. Fun poem that I just started making up. I felt I should share it.   Generally, The Attorney General Generalizes a turn of events--   Of whose repitoire Represents a whore Who ra...
Posted by Johnny Hazard on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

feminist song part 2

Feminist song:Hey, here's the rest of that song i wrote. I still need a titleso i'm up to any suggestions. I'm open to any criticisms and critiques anyone has. Intro: [Slow (half-time, kinda zound...
Posted by Johnny Hazard on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:59:00 PST

Feminist Song

So i wrote a feminist song the other day, thanks to listening to a lot of crass/dirt and reading a lot of Howard Zinn.Chorus (or somethin): Death by tapeworm, Heroin Shiek, Your beauty is magestically...
Posted by Johnny Hazard on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 04:53:00 PST

Can somebody say Watergate?

  July 7th, printed in Honolulu weekly, This month, Gallup released a poll showing public support for the Iraq war is at a near all-time low, with 6 out of 10 people in favor of reducing troops ...
Posted by Johnny Hazard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the biggest "bushism" of all

Said Bush: ''The contrast couldn't be clearer between the intentions and the hearts of those of us who care deeply about human rights and human liberty, and those who kill, those who've got such evil ...
Posted by Johnny Hazard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I speak of the music

heres a poem i wrote. tell me what you think.                            &nbs...
Posted by Johnny Hazard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Like a True Skammunist

So today was my first show that me and the Skammunists have played. Officially we're still the Skandals, but we're hoping to change that to the Skammunists soon and become political. We did really goo...
Posted by Johnny Hazard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST