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Sarah

No, I Do NOT Want To See Your Jolly Green Giant!

About Me

Bonjour!I do not speak english. If I did, I would fill this box with boring, useless information all about myself. Which would either brag too much, or would put me down so much, it would have an underlying "I'm cool, like me" message that I would want you all to read into. I would also probably tell you what I do in my spare time, how interesting I am. I'd tell you I'm one of the rare few who like music and films, going out with friends etc, but that would just shock you too much. What a bloody shame I don't speak english!!!

My Interests

Talking to candles, licking envelopes and tutting.

I'd like to meet:

Other non-english speaking people, non-orange juice drinking taxi drivers, people who also enjoy backgammon, Dave, Tony the Tiger, a talking melon baller and Rumplestiltskin's mummy.

Music:

The Himalayan Pipe Music of the South East London Salvation Army

Movies:

Cling film, 35mm films, protective films,

Television:

Portable, LCD, ready for the Hoode, handheld, widescreen, etc etc

Books:

Any colour, I'm not too fussy