The 10 ComMANments
I. Thou shall not fear. Man nor woman for that matter
II. Thou shall not be pussy-whipped
III. Thou shall take into consideration what thy spouse has to say, but thou know THOU speakest the final word
IV. Thou must wear the drawers in the relationship
V. Thou shall keep all business affairs to thyself; thou shall not get caught up
VI. Thou shall pray for the perfect woman to walk by everyday
VII. Thou shall keep up in appearance and stay intact but not fall into narcissism
VIII. Thou shall know the importance of a suit
IX. Thou shall respect thy neighbor, unless thy neighbor sleeps with thy wife
X. Thou shall read thy ComMANments twice a day, so thou remember thou still MAN
