Mr. SpeedyPants profile picture

Mr. SpeedyPants

Teh Heh Sexx.

About Me



Hi. My name is Traci. Yes, I am 18. Yes, I know I look like I'm 16.

I seem quiet, but it's usually because I may be with people who don't talk a lot. Give me talkative people like my best friends and you won't be able to shut me the hell up.

You will RARELY see me in pictures with my friends because I don't like to be in pictures. I like to be the one behind the lense. I don't like how I look in pictures. I never will. Oh yea, everyone who knows me knows I never smile in pictures either. I hate my smile.

I like a lot of things and also dislike a lot of things. I'm too lazy to write them all down. If you are truly interested, just message me.

PLEASE don't add me with out messaging me. ESPECIALLY if I don't know you. That's just being rude. Otherwise, I'm going to flat out DENY YOU.

That is all.

My Interests

Taking pictures , Making graphics , Singing , Making layouts , Going out , Camping...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can tolerate my annoyingness, assholeness, bitchiness, retardedness, and um...otherness. If some of those words aren't real, then I copyright them. ©

My whores.
I have NO friends because society thinks I'm a COMMUNIST.

My brother, the Pimp.

My brother, the Brave!!

APRIL.

WHOREY.

AMANDA

My Twinsie. :]

MAXYPOO!!!

;"
IT'S NICK!!

NORMA STITZ.

MEXICAN TWIN.

one bad ass motherfucker.

TARYNNN

Mannyyy

Gioviiiii

JAMIEEE

TSL!!

See the retards I'm friends with
Read the retarded comments they leave.
Write me a retarded comment.

Music:

bsb , jason mraz , tsl , eisley , sugarcult , jack's mannequin , savage garden , panic! at the disco , journey , third eye blind , blink 182 , chevelle , alkaline trio , my chemical romance , afi, sum 41 , senses fail , nfg , funeral for a friend , hawthorne heights , from first to last , emery , home grown , armor for sleep , stalefish1 , rusted root , midtown , the beatles , the clash , yellowcard , the postal service , state unfair , over it , green day , linkin park , metallica , rammstein , disturbed , static x , the drama , matchbox 20 , 12 stones , cky , HIM , the ataris , lillix , mest , the living end , modest mouse , franz ferdinand , no doubt , the donnas , evanescence , msi , three days grace , marilyn manson , korn , seether , outsmarting simon , thrice , finch , something corporate , endor , anti anti , maroon 5 , snow patrol , switchfoot , trust company , trapt , michelle branch , alicia keys , hoobastank , bouncing souls , the offspring , jet , story of the year , the pretenders , the goo goo dolls , taproot , the all american rejects , bowling for soup , the eagles , tsunami bomb , u2 , the used , weezer , the get up kids , the temptations , drowning pool...

there's a lot more but i can't recall all of them, plus i'm just way too lazy.

Movies:

DIRTY DANCING , The Science of Sleep , Office Space , Wedding Crashers , Waynes World 1 and 2 , Billy Madison , Napoleon Dynamite , The Goonies , Pretty In Pink , The Breakfast Club , Sixteen Candles , Super Troopers , The Chronicles of Narnia , South Park Bigger, Badder, and Un Cut , Beavis and Butthead Do America , Eurotrip , Road Trip , Dreamcatcher , Bubble Boy , It , Nightmare On Elm Street Series , Child's Play series , Gothika , Night of the Living Dead , Day of the Dead , Dawn of the Dead , The Crow , Shaun of the Dead , Donnie Darko , The Nightmare Before Christmas , The Corpse Bride , Charlie and The Chocolate Factory , Better Luck Tomorrow , Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

...just to name a few.

i really, really love vampire and zombie movies though. that is a must for me.

Television:

DARIA , Mythbusters , House , Grey's Anatomy , Ugly Betty , Ghost Hunters , Mindfreak , Tourgasm, Daria , Drawn Together , Family Guy , South Park , SNL , Mad Tv , Adult Swim (ATHF AND THE VENTURE BROS.) , and god knows I LOVE THE FOOD NETWORK. 30 MINUTE MEALS! UNWRAPPED! oh man, i could go on. so yes...there are a lot of shows that i like to watch. you can find out which others shows i like if you talked to me. :P

Books:

The Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom , The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden (best fucking book ever). I also really like Edgar Allan Poe...He's the man.

Heroes:

Your mom because she's so cool.

My Blog

do i intimidate people?

i've always wondered that.hmm.  I PROMISE I'M NOT AS MEAN AS I LOOK!!!  :]  i can make friends with anyone!
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

maybe it's time to make a new layout?

hm...we'll just have to see when the creative bug hits me.  and...when i have time.i should REALLY be sleeping since i have to get up early tomorrow.  for bamboozle.::sigh::...
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

FUCKING ASSHOLE CUSTOMER'S NEED TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE.

i'm still pissed off right now about this one fucking bitch that came into work today who returned a million fucking cans of cat food. literally, it must've been about 100 cans. and i had to scan a lo...
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

funny thing happened on the way home...

from work on friday.my car battery died at the gas station!  YEA!  hahaha.  i was sitting there getting gas with my key in the ignition set on "battery" and then my navigation screen fl...
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

Is it a little weird that...

I really didn't think that The Silence of The Lambs was scary?  Or that I didn't think The Exorcist was scary?  They were both a little creepy, but they didn't scare me.  I slept fine a...
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

I need a new layout.

I think...I might make one tomorrow.  I also have to go to Michael's and get some drawing supplies.  :/  Well, more drawing supplies.  I have pencils.  Lost my erasers, don't ...
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:30:00 PST

The Perfect Guy/Man.

hahahaha.  i stole this from someone's blog.  whatever.  you'll never find one in real life.  but, it's very nice to dream!  oh yea, i have Photoshop now.  yay!  CS2...
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

posers.

i don't understand why there are any.  and by posers, i don't just mean poser kids, i mean for actors/actresses/musicians/any one famous.  i really don't get it.what would give you the idea ...
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:16:00 PST

you know what i can't stand?

i really fucking can't stand it when i go to band myspaces or whatever and all i see in their comment section/comments on blogs is:"OMFG I LOVE YOU!!!!  I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!  MARRY ME!!!"SH...
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST

AAR and The Starting Line Concert 11-3-06

the journey all started when me and apee left at like 4:30 pm.  we drove on down to sayreville, which took like an hour due to THE FUCKING TRAFFIC ON THE PARKWAY.  jeeze.i printed out direct...
Posted by Mr. SpeedyPants on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST